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I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!

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About Me

yeah so.............i'm in florida now......let's see....still playin guitar...still readin/writin comics.....and.....playin the video games. oh yeah i work at wal mart...fun...yay! and i'm 22....that means i've been alive for 22 years...i plan to be one thousand years old......ahahahahhahahaahhahahhahahahahahaha...i kill you with a chicken nugget

My Interests

my interests include anime, manga, metal and when i say metal i don't mean just death metal or just black metal ect. but i like a range from power metal to that crazy ass goregrind shit all metal no rap bullshit...that's bullshit talkin through their mouths..i'm also into astrology and martial arts(not like super deep but it intrigue's me) and chillin and thinkin and sortin shit out in my head(which i'm doin alot of here lately) but yeah....that's what i like

I'd like to meet:

i'd like to meet tito jackson and mr t hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah ahahahahahahahha and justin timberlake hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaah ooh ooh and also um ooh what's her face um.. oooooooooh oooooooooooooooooooooh shania twian hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahhhahahahaha and arnold governater of course all the cooliesi need to meet peoples all over.....that's gots the grease

Music:

as i said in interests i like metal, bands like cephalic carnage, necrophagist, death, decapitated, psycroptic, deeds of flesh, disgorge, symphony x, dimmu borgir, emperor, dragonforce, descend into nothingness, neuraxis, between buried and me, anoxia, and others yup.Now Playing: Necrophagist - Diminished To B
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Movies:

kung-fu, horror(for comic relief), psycho thrillers( some of em) and comedy.. -- -- -- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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Television:

adult swim and um......comedy central...............and the discovery channel yup

Books:

fantasy novels, graphic novels and manga, and some other shit that catches my attention like those damn magazines you see when you're in the grocery store and wal mart and shit like that oh yeah poe's cool too, and hemingway bitches..................................................... .......

Heroes:

my dad, chuck schuldiner and super saiyan 4 goku cuz he's got long hair oh yeah oh shit oh fuck ooooooooooh..

My Blog

look at my what? part 2

sooo uh...i was buying some cigarettes when i noticed a brand of stogies....called....LIGGETS.....kung lao wants us to smoke aaaaaaaaaaaah mortal kombat causes lung cancer guys..if you don't smoke the...
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 06:12:00 PST

look at my what?(another rant on mortal kombat)

apparently i'm supposed to be looking at my liggit...what the fuck......look at yo liggit......what the fuck is a liggit and how the hell am i supposed to look at it when you got me in the air fl...
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

liu kang is a turkey

yeah so it just kinda dawned on me and it's really not that important but...when playing mortal kombat with liu kang..and he does the bicycle kick...he fuckin gobbles and you like a turkey...who gobbl...
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:19:00 PST

fuck bill gates

....um...yeah man..i had a dream that bill gates tried to stabb me.....well actually he mugged me, with a red knife...what's up with mofuckahs comin at me with knives...what did i  do...so he too...
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 06:23:00 PST

yup

yeah i just took a shit...you know one of those ones where you flush the toilet and it leaves some residue.....yup......
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST

pat morita's a bastard

dude i had a dream that that motherfucker stabbed me in the arm...with two knives...at once...that fucker..i hope i never see him in real life i'll wax all over his fuckin face that fuck...you fuckin...
Posted by I AM A VELOCIRAPTOR!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST