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About Me

In the beginning.... Adam was hot, he had a moustache, why? "No razor" you say.... Manscara.

In an exclusive interview with Ra Ra of Melbourne's number 1 boyband Maximum Forte, he admitted that even though life on the road was full of young admirers wanting to ride his fame (the name of his penis), he was still having intimacy issues when he was not on tour and out of his denims.

After using Manscara, his love life improved dramatically, "it was amazing how rapidly the chicks started diggin' me, just one application of Manscara and the girls would swoon like an audience to the refund stand after a Human Nature concert."

(Picture above shows the lucky winner of the Manscara 'Meet Maximum Forte'competition whispering "Thanks Manscara". We would also like to take this opportunity to congratulate Sarah Mackie on collecting 5,721 Womanscara labels!)

My Interests

Shooting our first advertisement for popular beverage 'Appy Fizz' in Pondicherry, India. The photographer told us we needed to work on our casual smiles.

I'd like to meet:

Thomas Freidman, Tom Selleck, Burt Reyonols, The 1980 Australian Cricket XI, Rick James, George Benson, Freddie Mercury, Ned Flanders, Nathan Carroll, Johnny Depp, Rahul Kumar, Peter Sellers, Steve Zissou.

Movies:

Hyper-artsy and Uber-fartsy, it is all about the power and the glory of the most manliest manly man thing a manly man can have...a moustache. Mister Moustache offers his opinions on what it is to be a man, and tells you how you too can have the power of the Universe residing upon your upper lip.

Books:

My Blog

"hey there...man".

The time of Movember and prostate cancer is nigh. All those whom dwell sadly with no hint of visible masculinity on their upper lip now have an answer, a reason to socialise, enough pride to look into...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:00:00 PST

Jamar Needs You!

Melbourne ruckman, Mark Jamar, needs your help in raising money for the month of Movember (formerly known as November).Jamar, along with thousands of other males around the country, is growing a 'mo' ...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:16:00 PST

The return of the Mo

Mo (short for moustache): hair a man grows above his upper lip. Also known as stache, tache, tash, soup strainer, flavour saver, lip tickler, lost caterpillar, mocha stain and cookie duster. Today ki...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:05:00 PST

Making the Facial Hair Decision - Part 1

In the last 20 years or so, facial hair has suffered from some bad press. Work places often banned moustaches and many women reported that they simply didn't find the humble moustache attractive. At t...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:29:00 PST

Newsflash: Moustaches prevent death

That's right, the moustaches of Movember are in your face and in your prostate about Men's Health. Those who ignore Movember will undoubtedly die a horrible shaven death, whereas those who band togeth...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST

Movember Rules

Once registered each Mo Bro must start 1 November with a clean shaven nogginThen for the entire month of Movember each mo bro must grow and groom a moustache according to these rules:-Manscara is not ...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:56:00 PST

Genesis: The Manscara Manifesto

In the beginning.... Adam was hot, he had a moustache, why? "No razor" you say.... Manscara. The time of Movember and prostate cancer is nigh. All those whom dwell sadly with no hint of visible masc...
Posted by Manscara Moroccan Models! on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST