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About Me

About me? I live in the midwest, it's boring and it sucks or maybe it's just my life that's boring... Either way I don't know and I don't feel like investigating. My hobbies include the usual stuff, IE: stealing cable, eating children, rescuing animals, ummm... killing time, telling you how wrong you are even if you're right, and uh... anything else that can hold my attention for more than ten minutes.

- I've got some issues, ok... forget 'some'. I've got more issues than a two year subscription to Newsweek

- No, I am not a music snob and honestly, I probably haven't heard ANY of the eight hundred indie and locals bands you listen to, but thanks for asking

- I thoroughly enjoy dead baby jokes, get over it

- I have a 90lb male Rottweiler named Cuddles

- I prefer malt liquor to most fine wine

- and when I am classy enough to drink wine, it's usually from the bottle, mostly so you can identify what I've poisoned myself with when I'm passed out with the bottle

- ok, I lied, it's purely convenience. Really, it's easier to keep track of than a glass. (no cleaning when you're done!)

- I like the word "f***", a lot

- I am very proficient at converting oxygen into carbon dioxide

Hit me up: AntisocialSaxist on AIM and dystopian_masochist on Yahoo

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone else crazy enough to join the military in a time of war.
People I'm probably not compatible with:
- Social Work majors (with few exceptions, as most offend too easily, but if you feel you're an exception message me)

- religious yahoos (IE: Mormons, Jehova's Witness, Pentacostals, and just about any other faith that confuses epilepsy with the Holy Spirit or knocks on my door at 7am on a Saturday)

- wake and bake stoners (IE: the only reason you work is to get high)

- crazy Wash. U. liberals who protest things just for the sake of protesting (you make good liberals like me look bad) this is to include members of PETA (I own a long leather trenchcoat, get over it)

- anyone who has ever referred to any member of our armed forces as a "baby killer" (possibly falls under the crazy-make-leftists-like-me-look-bad liberal category)

- you talk too loudly in public places

- talk too loudly on your mobile phone

- you've never had a job

- you don't drive (and don't ever plan to)

- been intoxicated the last 5+ nights in a row

- you LARP or do anything of the sort

- you play any kind of subscription game (IE: World of Warcraft or Everquest) and do not have a job

- you can't spell

- you collect any of the following items: kung fu hamsters, singing bass fish, dancing turkeys, collectable plates, and/or NASCAR memorabilia.

- and finally you're 'chunking the deuces' in any of your MySpace pictures because you think it makes you look good. It's not cool. It's overrated and it makes you look gay. Thanks

Together we can eliminate talking-to-me-and-having-it-become-awkward-real-quick moments and waste less of my time. Thank you for your understanding.
This user is an Equal Opportunity Asshole (EOA). Qualified individuals are considered for verbal, mental, and/or emotional abuse without regard to age, race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, disability, or veteran status.

My Blog

Flying on a jetplane...

going to Cape Town, South Africa in January!!
Posted by on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 04:49:00 GMT

Doctor Who Season Finale...

was absolutely amazing! Now I have to wait until f***ing Christmas. Is it sad that some days I imagine my car having TARDIS-like properties? Boo :-(
Posted by on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 23:32:00 GMT

On Boyfriends

Absolutely amazing... See more funny videos at CollegeHumor
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:02:00 GMT

Thanks Microsoft!

Dear Bill Gates,I would like to thank you Microsoft for showing your appreciation to us early adopters of 64-Bit computing by not making my Microsoft Zune compatible with Windows XP Professional x64 E...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 17:16:00 GMT

Phone Calls

The almighty J.T. has used a ridiculous amount of minutes this month. Get Sprint, learn to text message, or stop calling between 7a-7p. Thanks.
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:46:00 GMT

God Hates Fags

Definitely one of the more interesting thoughts I've stumbled upon this year:Taken from: http://www.kevincassell.com/blog/index.php?id=3&num=1Wri tten By Kevin CassellThe Westboro Baptist Church is...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 07:26:00 GMT

Funniest shit Ive heard all year...

This was taken from: http://qdb.us/101511 Cherokee: In other news: Cherokee: An African-American Congresswoman reportedly complained that the names of hurricanes are all Caucasian sounding.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 00:43:00 GMT

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner...

A burglar! A shame he didn't stay, Cuddles misses him. Motherf***ers be breaking into my house! WTF?! At least nothing was taken...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Doctor Who

Addicted to Doctor Who a bit much? I believe I am...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 04:13:00 GMT

Kissy Fur

So my cat Kissy Fur, the cat I've had since I was like four, is dying. Anyone who's known me for any length of time knows how much this cat means to me. She really was like one of the last living mem...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 17:35:00 GMT