President Cluckie Pants Speaks Out |
President Cluckie Pants Addresses the MySpace NationMy fellow MySpacers. (At least that's what I'm calling you. Whether you consider yourself a "MySpacer" or not is entirely up to you. I have stuf... Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:12:00 GMT |
The Story Spinner Strikes Again! This time in the Feminine Care Aisle! |
Oh Boy! I broke out the all-knowing, all-powerful Story Spinner and decided I would write a story using only her suggestion for the first sentence of the story. Yep, well- I pulled ... Posted by on Fri, 24 Oct 2008 00:52:00 GMT |
Another Dark Story |
Hey all! This one was written as an example piece for someone who dared tell me she couldn't write. She was given an assignment to write a short story about the Waxing Moon as part of a wr... Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 12:48:00 GMT |
The Succubus- Bet you didn’t know I had an evil side-huh? |
The Succubus
The darkness and still of night is when I come alive. I lurk in the shadows and in the alleyways watching for my prey. I feed on the animalistic passions and desires yo... Posted by on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:47:00 GMT |
Sometimes You Need to Be Naughty |
Sometimes, you just have to return to your roots and write what's in your soul.
Let's see what's in yours.
Sometimes seduction starts in the least likely situation. Naturally, we all... Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 03:53:00 GMT |
Bathroom Etiquette 101 |
Behave Yourself in the Damn Bathroom!
Oh yeah! It has come to this. I am now writing my first blog about how to conduct yourself in a public restroom. It pretty-much frosts my ... Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 21:03:00 GMT |
Woman Sues Victoria’s Secret |
Woman Sues Victoria Secret
I love this! It makes me smile on the inside like lady bugs, rainbows and toddlers with machetes. I was getting ready for work the other day, watching the Today... Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 05:44:00 GMT |
A Shocking Experience! |
Gather 'round everyone and let me regale you with my tale about Murphy and his damn laws!
Are you comfy? Oh, good! It's important for you to be comfortable when I explai... Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 18:06:00 GMT |
Drive to Saugus; or Poke Your Eyes Out |
Let's Drive to Saugus... OR Poke Our Eyes Out with Sticks!
Yeah, after two days of directional fiascos trying to find the Kowloon in Saugus, I have decided I would rather poke out m... Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 06:29:00 GMT |
Captain Caveman Writes a Blog! |
Unga Bunga! Yes, it really Cavey. Chelle always send Cavey out to write blog when feeling lazy. Good arrangement for her; not-so-much for Cavey. She tend get bitchy if I fuck... Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 22:12:00 GMT |