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just justin...

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About Me

The main thing u need 2 know about me is that i love kayleigh, shes my best buddy n future ex-wife. together we bum around n b wasters, i couldnt ask for a better partner in crime! currently studyin at dmu leicester, which usually includes drinkin, lazin n sex (when i can get it!) the most important part of my day is my 1st cup of tea, i cant function without it. i love to be naked but unfortunately u can get arrested 4 it! once indoors however the clothes come off, so please knock if u dont wanna c it! the summer is my favourite part of the year n i cant wait for it this year. me n kay-hole r doin it bigtime woop woop!
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My Interests

THE TALE OF THE LITTLE LLAMA. once upon a time, there was a cute young llama called steve. steve was happy as larry (larry was his best mate that was really happy, however larry was not a llama, he was a bison) one fine day steve and larry were hangin out at the mall tryin 2 pick up chicks. they saw this cute young thing called betty, who was the sexiest chicken in the whole place. they just had to have her. eventually happy larry convinvced steve to go and ask for her number. steve agreed with the idea and cruised on over using his favourite line. "whats new pussycat?" betty was rather offended as shes a chicken and was annoyed that steve failed to see this. this led her to believe that steve was not the llama for her. she declined the opportunity to give steve her number and continued along on her merry way to complete her mission to find a cock. steve was no longer happy as larry as larry was still happy and steve wasnt. steve was then offered the main role in The Emperors New Groove by a random movie bigwig, this was perfect for steve as all he had to do was act like a llama which he was surprisingly good at. he was then happy as larry again, maybe even happier. THE END as told by kayleigh smith and justin wooldridge xx thank u please xx

I'd like to meet:

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Cool Slideshows although ive met her, like i said shes my best friend. plus i let her write what she wants on here!

Television:

nathan barley, the greatest show ever

Heroes:

kayleigh - shes the female version of me