Jeremy

Layout Provided By FreeCodeSource.com - Myspace Layouts could i really say anything that would impress you?youre such a tough crowd.grant it youve probably seen everything there is to see on myspace.could anything i say really be construed as original?probably not.how about;if youre reading this youre an idiot.thats gotta be different.what?youve heard that before?drats!!foiled again!i am totally uninteresting and any hopes you may have of being entertained will be completely shattered in a matter of seconds.i'm sorry.i'm sorry.i didnt mean that.the part about me being uninteresting,that is.youre still an idiot though.no.seriously.are you still here?you should have hung up on me long ago.but you havent.that says terrible things about your character and i implore you to take a good look at yourself and re-evalute who you are and whats really important in life.this is just becoming ridiculous.i'm serious.but what do you expect of me.jesus!youre so friggin demanding.its too much pressure!i cant take it!so i went to the airport the other day.i wasnt flying anywhere,i just thought itd be a nice place to hang out at for awhile.do you really buy that?you shouldnt.so i went to the counter to board my flight and it said now leaving for newark.i wasnt going to newark so i was rather concerned.i asked the lady at the booth what the hell was going on.do you know what she said?of course you dont.how could you?she said"you really should have shown up earlier to check on your flight information."as if it were my fault they screwed up.do you know what i said?i said"i'm sorry.i didnt realize that i had to check after you people.i'm sorry for assuming that you were all competent and able to handle a task as simple as printing out the frickin proper flight schedule."needless to say my hope for humanity has diminished considerably.so what are you doing?what are you wearing right now?that sounds hot!alright,alright.knock it off already.