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Fred Going

I am here for Friends

About Me

If, by chance, you are a person who knows me and wants to be my e-friend, please send me a message first. This way, I can protect myself from the True sex-bots. We get it! You have free pictures of Anna Kournikova having sex with a hair dryer. I'm not interested...I already have those pictures.

you know what's hard? trying to condense the essence of your entire being into a paragraph that is both funny and insightful. i can't do it, so i'll just do this in list form.

Fred is a:

    dude. Filipino. good dancer. little overweight. student, but not for long.


if this isn't good enough for you, then whatever. you didn't really care that much, did you?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

do you have an interesting hobby? do i know you? are you funny? do you have big boobs? are you currently looking for love, albeit in the wrong places? do you smell good? do you like dancing? if the answer is yes to most of these question, then you should probably add me to your friends list so we can hang out and maybe, uh, "hook up"* sometime.

otherwise, we're just wasting each other's time. look, i'm wasting your time right now. you're still reading this and nothing's going to come of it. so just stop. seriously, stop reading this.

*this is purely conditional on confirmations regarding questions 4 and 6. it is also conditional on you being a woman; trannies are cool, but you know.
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My Blog

when it rains, it's all katrina up in this bitch

i'm not religious but when i missed easter mass last week, i felt mad ominous.  like, i KNEW that i was tempting whatever it is that you tempt when you miss easter mass.  and so here i am wi...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:36:00 GMT

RE: Private Myspaceses

Look, what is the point of a venture like Myspace if everyone's profile is private?  How can we connect if all i know about you is that you're 300 years old and from Philadelphia, Kentucky? ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 21:09:00 GMT

more like manchurian candy-ass.

Dudes, I must say, I hate social networking.  I hate it about as much as I hate mashups, blogs, VoIP, bitorrent and basically every new internet related buzz-word created after 2002.  I'm as...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 20:45:00 GMT

from one to another; a maggie meme

one, i'm a little steamed that paley library didn't have the copy of basic tailoring.  i was really looking forward to looking through it, especially since i've found a manual for my sewing machi...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 22:59:00 GMT

Lady Sovereign is A Man!!!!

no, no, i'm kidding.  i've heard from reliable sources that she is, in fact, all woman.  but she IS 12 years old.  didn't know that did you?  she looks like the little sister from ...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 09:25:00 GMT

BREAKING NEWS: Kanye West is FUCKING CRAZY!!!

talk about crack music... love him or hate him, kanye keeps it "real."
Posted by on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 20:48:00 GMT

and a little piece of me died, that day...

so i just realized that i'm funnier, wiser and better looking on the internet than i am in real life.  it's not a deep realization and i'm sure it's the same for many people, but i'm still at an ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

dapper don

so after a lengthy term in office, bruce is dead and a new profile pic is in charge.  i think it's a cool picture, but i'm starting to regret the pink.  hmmm?
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

fuck me, this guy can sing.

a hobby of mine is to jump to outlandish conclusions with little to no basis in reality. for example, i've only listened to ONE song by Dashboard Confessional a.k.a. Chris Carabba and i can comfortab...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT