What do you want to know? I'm twenty-two. I attend Towson University. I'm going to Rome in the fall for the semester. My goal in life is to travel the world and experience all it has to offer. "I may die in debt, but I'll die well traveled." I am planning to go to Ireland next year with Libby. She's an Irish Bar Tramp (her shirt says so!) I work and go to school full time.
Pro-Choice. Pro-Gay Marriage. Anti-War. I love Las Vegas. I'm a male revue show groupie. Vodka is my drink of choice. My favorite word lately is "jackhole". I find it difficult to sugar coat my opinion. You can never have too much sour cream (or ranch, or mayo). I'm really just a condiment whore. I have a tendency to sing "(When I Think About You) I Touch Myself" at karaoke with my friends. Within the next five years I intend to go sky diving or bungee jumping. I appreciate people who display their knowledge of the difference between "your" and "you're".
I dislike your President. I've been around enough white trash to last a lifetime. People that talk during entire movies should be threatened at gunpoint. Liars are my biggest pet peeve. If you say you're going to do something, do it. A close second is insecure people.
I've never seen Star Wars, Spaceballs, any of the Godfather or Rocky movies, Princess Bride, The Crow, or many other movies I am shamed for not seeing. Ladies should feel unwelcomed if I don't grope them shortly after meeting them (just ask any of my girlfriends). I'm an avid procrastinator. In fact, I should be writing the 5 page paper that was due a week ago - but here I am! I love all of my friends dearly, regardless of whether I've choked them or not. (I finished the paper, and sure enough class was canceled). Fat-bottomed girls make the rockin world go round.
I'm Irish-Italian-English-Cherokee-German. I'm late on a regular basis. It's as if I'm on CPT. I have my blackcard. My coworker gave it to me. I still watch Saved by the Bell when I see it's on. I'm a great photographer when I'm intoxicated and confiscate Paul's camera. For whatever reason Libby's camera is cursed and I'm only successful at photographing inanimate objects with hers.
I sleep as often as I can. I don't like to be hot. Autumn and Spring are my favorite seasons. I'm in love with my DVR. Drunk dialing is an art, and I create masterpieces.
and yeah... I love kilts.
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Make an .. slide show at onetruemedia.comWe're adults. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?
I'm Just Not That Into You
"I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair."
I adore Boston Legal. Alan Shore's closing statements are quote worthy damn near EVERYTIME. Here is one of my favorite clips:
"Big religion is VERY concerned with marriage. Big religion is the one filling the pockets of Congress. It actually got them to propose a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Think about that. A governmentally imposed systematic prejudice against a class based on their sexual orientation. Never mind that one of the most trusted evangelical advisors to the president was himself having a homosexual affair on the side. Never mind that one of our congressmen was writing naughty emails to his teenage male pages. Isn’t it just a disease? And I thought it was curable. That’s what they told me down at the… church."
MAJOR TURNOFF: CODEPENDENT PEOPLE. I swear to God if I hear one more person talking about how they can't handle being single, how they're incomplete, blahzay fucking blahzay - I'm gonna have to choke a bitch. HAHAHAHA. I just had to put that in there. People are getting on my nerves right now and I'm thinking of going on a rant. Would you like to join me?
NEW RULE: Just because I'm FRIENDS with your husband, it doesn't mean I want to DO the man. Lay off. Give him room to breathe and have FRIENDS. If you're that insecure about his penis slipping into any nearby hole, maybe you shouldn't have married him.
Fusion's Grill
If you're local, consider stopping by Fusion's Grill in Pikesville. It's delicious and affordable. Check out the menu (available on the website).
www.fusionsgrill.com
