About Me
Please, do not be alarmed, remain calm
Do not attempt to leave the dancefloor
The DJ booth is conducting
a troubleshoot test of the entire system
Somehow, while the party was in progress,
an unidentified frequency
has been existing in the system
for some time
And while many of you have been made
too brainwashed to comprehend,
this frequency is and has become
a threat to our society, as we know it
This frequency has been used by a secret society
in conjunction with Lucifer,
to lure and pray on innocent party goers
with hipnotism, syncroprism, tricknology,
lies, scandal, and pornography
While the party is still in progress,
we will keep you updated
on our current status
We repeat: this is only a test!
This is only a test!
This station,
in conjunction with other airwave announcements
will conduct this exact test
without prejudice,
under the jurice prudence of
The Soul, the Mind, the Body
The Positive, the Negative, the Ground
The Proton, the Neutron, the Electron
The Yin, the Yang, the Young
The Sun, the Moon, the Star
The Man, the Woman, the Child
The Plaintiff, the Defendant, the Judgement
The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit
The Past, the Present, the Future
Foremost Poets - Moonraker (King Unique Remix)
