a true story |
I was feeling particularly grotesque because I had been harboring this grand delusion that it would be a really good idea if I could convince someone to punch me in the face. See, I think if I got int...
Posted by Carly on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 07:55:00 PST |
looking good/feeling good |
i've been getting really into stretching lately. i mean, i guess i've been stretching for years now, but my latest thing is to arbitarily throw a part of my body in a completely unnatural state and gi...
Posted by Carly on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST |
i have forgotten my umbrella, soup and other semi-important items |
my body has decided to fail me after 22 years or perhaps it is not failing me at all. nonetheless, it has been determined by the laws of nature that today my hand-eye/eye-foot coordination will fail m...
Posted by Carly on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 05:47:00 PST |
hey guys! |
the mother octo-legged goddess has laid claim to my circulation system! an army of spider mutants are bound to burst at any moment. not from the arm it initally entered from, but from my liver. i can ...
Posted by Carly on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 10:45:00 PST |
film club |
who's in?...
Posted by Carly on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 11:52:00 PST |
four degrees of separation |
Known for big wins and even bigger losses (including the kids' college funds, which seemed like such a good idea at the time), quickie marriages and subsequent divorces, showgirls a.k.a. boat show mod...
Posted by Carly on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:15:00 PST |
unattainable youth, beauty and intelligence |
sigh.
Posted by Carly on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 06:41:00 PST |
2004 |
i have recently discovered documentation of 2004:Audrey: "Dad, would you ever have sex with Paris Hilton?"Mr. Hansen: "I'd rather have sex with my wife and I've been married to her for 20 years."-----...
Posted by Carly on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 04:41:00 PST |
young love |
today i thought about my first boyfriend. our relationship was a lot like this:
Posted by Carly on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 12:18:00 PST |
recollections of ideas implanted into my once nubile brain |
one day, while taking the late-bus after school my freshman year of high school, i sat with jason hallen talking about aliens. according to jason, aliens were not foreign entities, but rather super-de...
Posted by Carly on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST |
