Don't count a carnosaur out |
Well it appears reports of T-Rex's demise have been greatly exaggerated. I got a call tonight that he reappeared, skinnier and dirtier but still purring. He had been living under the house hunting r...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 08:51:00 PST |
The city's the safest place |
I sent two of my cats, T-Rex and Yoda, to go live with my ex-girlfriend in Washington state. She had originally picked them out and since she finally had a stable place she was living and I was ...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 11:14:00 PST |
First rule of kickball |
Don't slide into third base with shorts on.
My leg looked okay at first, then it bled neon pink predator blood, then weird orange liquid, then it turned into the raspberry patch you see in the pictur...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 07:55:00 PST |
Coconut Rum and Fig Newtons |
aren't doing a very good job of keeping me awake. At least this new Belle and Sebastian album sounds pretty good.
note to self: next time in the Caribbean, buy more coconut rum. It ...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 06:50:00 PST |
my memories of the bahamas |
A drunk Bahamian drags me into an alley, tells me how much he loves his white brothers, hugs me, shows me his belly to let me know he isn't lying about losing 70 pounds and then has me hold his coke w...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:08:00 PST |
what's missing in modern music... |
...is the sweet saxophone solo. What happened to those?? You really knew someone was laying on the soul when the sax solo made it's appearance. That's the time for the singer to sway...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 09:04:00 PST |
Pixar needs viagra |
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Evil Wizard, Dear Reader |
Well, "The Nippler" has been put on hold for now, due to our belief that extraneous amounts of our bad acting would have ruined it. It was too dialogue heavy and relied too much on the police procedu...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
guard your nipples |
I forgot to mention this in my last post, but initial work is underway on a new motion picture I'll be appearing in. It's a little film about two cops tracking down a deranged psychopath who removes ...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Super Dreads |
I saw a guy on the subway today with dreadlocks in his hair. To be more specific he had all his hair assembled into 3 mighty dreadlocks sprouting from his head. Each was about 2 inches in diameter. It...
Posted by matt-a-tat-tat on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
