reverse masterbation using conditoner for lube while standing on two phone books all while... |
fucking superheros. What a cool job. Hang out all day then if some shit reaks out show up just in time to fix the situation like get a cat out a a tree and what have you. If I were going to be a super...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:38:00 GMT |
Grilled Cheese! |
A simple order, a grilled cheese. You would expect bread buttered on the outside with a slice of cheese in the middle and for the sandwhich to be grilled. well hold your horses everyone because if you...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:50:00 GMT |
Halloween 2 fucking rob zombie |
So this past week or so a dvd was released that well makes my inner self ache. it makes me want to vomit.of course i had to buy this film or rather this injustice of a Hallowwn film. the best part of ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jan 2010 14:25:00 GMT |
a morning in the 90's |
so today i was awaken by my cell phone lame however it was 11:30 so hey no complaints huh, then I was off to do the laundry because you know I like clean clothes faded as my clothes may be, played wit...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 10:40:00 GMT |
When your as bad ass as me you can only pretend to understand the normal persons life |
A simple dora the explorer ball speeds past my head... wow that was close.it seems like for whatever reason I keep waking up with some sort of injury which I cannot explain. A scratch, a bruise, a cu...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jan 2010 13:57:00 GMT |
Express Lane Blues |
Okay Im not trying to be a huge dick or anything but why can no one get the Express lane right. I think its simple. Common sence should be all one needs to properly navigate such a complicated social ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:39:00 GMT |
"Dont Go To Sleep" |
"Dont go to sleep"Simple words, but words that would alter my life forever. The sentence was delivered froma telelgram. A fucking telelgram, not phone, text, e-mail, twitter or any of that high tech s...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:50:00 GMT |
my memory is a little hazey |
last night...last night was quite a night, too many alcoholic drinks not enough hours in a day and one strenuous vomit-fest. what is it about captain morgan that sets Vomitpolluza in to action.Anyway ...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Dec 2009 17:39:00 GMT |
3 things I cant escape vaccums, bee hives, and the back seat or a Volkswagon |
You know i've been thinking about dumb shit again, well things that no one should spend time thinking about. For example the past few days a thought has plagued my mind, "If I were a vampire I would b...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Dec 2009 12:53:00 GMT |
hes not stupid hes advanced |
So the other day I was hanging out at my house looking for a movie to watch, I looked through my DVDs high and low with no avail. Then there was a moment that suprised me, there sitting on a self was ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Dec 2009 09:17:00 GMT |
