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Ben (I'M NOT A BABY)

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Your heart is as good as mine. I like to have fun, and I am a big flirt. Don't let the cuteness deceive you, I do bite, and I can make guns out of cheese slices. Oh, and I'm not really 14 I'm a little younger than that. I'm just trying to sound older, how am I supposed to get the ladies if I say im almost 4. Wheres my candy?

My Interests

Fruit snacks, Swords, pirates, zooms that go fast, motorcycles, Kittens, eating, sleeping, parks, swings, guitars, things I can't have, music, dancing, dirty shaggy plush doggies, tattoos, shiny things, belly buttons, cheerios, animal crackers, shoes, remote controls, cell phones, keys, band-aids, stealing things, grits, and so much more.

I'd like to meet:

I love everyone, with the exception of Santa Claus. If you have fruit snacks, candy, motorcycles, or tattoos, we should be best friends.

Music:

Ramones, New York Dolls, Travelling Wilburys, Elvis, Black Sabbath, Love & Rockets, Motorhead, Dio, Slayer, Mayhem, anything I can air guitar to. I was recently going through Daddy's CD's & discovered Dying Fetus. I like them, they sound like scary monsters & I like scary. Judas Priest let me down, it looked scary but it wasn't, what a mean trick.

Movies:

Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc., Night of the Living Dead, G.I.Joe, My Neighbor Totoro, the Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

Television:

Spongebob, G.I. Joe, Jakers (the adventures of Piggly Winks), the Wiggles, Oprah (mommy makes me watch it), and watching Daddy play Midnight Club 3

Books:

Where the Wild Things Are, Goodnight Moon, Jay Jay the Jet Plane, My First Animal Board Book, The Spider & the Fly, The Warrior & the Wiseman.

Heroes:

Duke, Snake Eyes, Gung Ho, Quick Kick, Spirit, Batman, the Red power ranger & PFC Johnny Six Gunn