I am Mr. Moose, but my friends just call me Moose. I am a handsome, charming and adoring English Bulldog who is a gentleman to boot! I know it says that I am 16, but I am actually only 2 yrs old. I had to lie about my age because that tool Tom, the myspace guy says you must be at least 14. I would bite the shit out of him if I could..
My favorite things in the world are eating, repeatedly throwing myself into the couch headfirst, eating, chasing reflections, eating, humping people, eating, snuggling under the covers with my people, eating, being an english gentleman, eating, sleeping, swallowing things I shouldn't, being adored, and going to Dunkin Donuts on the weekends w/ my people to get sour cream donuts! They are so good, they make me air hump!
Do not be detured from my drastic underbite, I am actually a very sweet boy who just wants to be snuggled, and allowed to snort in your ear!
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