Boxes |
I am mad-- the insane kind of mad. It's currently 5:30am and I've been up for 18 hours packing. Why did got make things so damn attractive that I bought so many of them. I've bought nothing bug things...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 05:44:00 GMT |
Discursiveness |
People give great advice about things, assuming you want to be told to go to IKEA. I wanted to buy a couch and of all the unsolicited advice I got, all of it was: "try IKEA". Hey, maybe I thought of l...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Jun 2005 15:19:00 GMT |
Goddesses |
The difference between truly great and only sort of great people is their frequency and skill at insulting others. Let's look at some examples. Sort of Great scientist Niels Bohr would often say to hi...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2003 14:50:00 GMT |
Cookies |
Women are funny things. They lie to batman about how much they weigh, but are offended when I wear my necklace of human ears--hey I earned that. With women, you have to compliment them often, and it's...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2003 14:49:00 GMT |
Hats |
The universe is infinitely old right? So logically, at some point, someone or something must have buried gold in my house. I've already begun pulling up floorboards and digging holes. Hopefully I'll a...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2003 14:47:00 GMT |
