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I work for LiquidGeneration , the funnest site on the Internets. I love redbull vodkas. I've inherited – and drank all of – a mean liquor stash.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Since I've already met Larry Flynt, Gene Simmons (sort of (and he sucks)), Lemmy, Joan Jett, Emo Phillips, Ron Jeremy, and Pedro, they're now off my list. Those who remain are:

Rick Nielson, Bun E. Carlos, Robyn Zander and Tom... whatever his name is, Screech's penis , Mr. T, Dave Chapelle, Dave Attell, Jem and the Holograms, and a real live unicorn.

And everyone in my Top Friends. ;)

My Blog

OMFG This totally cracked me up!!

Get this kid in a creative writing class, STAT!
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 00:10:00 GMT

St. Patty's day in Chicago!!!!!

Hey guys, I'm going to be spending this weekend at home in Chicago, but you'll be hit with a lil newsletter from me so be sure to check it out! In the meantime, take a look at our St. Patrick's Day an...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 17:31:00 GMT

They've even taken away the fun of pirates.

Some douche is making a show about modern-day pirates of the sea (as opposed to modern day software/DVD pirates). As if pirates weren't already being co-opted enough by the likes of Hot Topic.SOURCE...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 14:11:00 GMT

I'm going to be the one to say it...

Matthew McConaughey's a buttaface. Sorry. Dude's got the bod of a god but I'd bag his head.
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:14:00 GMT

I'm going to need a wig.

...because I love Amy Winehouse's crazy baglady/bride of frankenstein look. Seriously, the girl's got her own style and it KILLS!
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:12:00 GMT

Awesome new game!

We released an awesome new game on Friday: Breakfast Club the Video Game! I'm not normally a video gamer, but i do love pop culture & movies, and "novelty" games like this win my heart!click to play.....
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:46:00 GMT

BOOBS MAKE THE FRONT PAGE OF LG!!!

For the first time ever, uncensored cartoon NIPPLES are gracing the front page of Liquid Generation! As much as we love boobs, and pray for the day when our favorite celebrities have an incredibly pub...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:50:00 GMT

BRITNEY'S UMBRELLA MELTDOWN!

My favorite baldy, Britney Spears, is back back in rehab after meeting with Kevin last night, then going APESH*T on some poor paparazzi. Seriously, this girl knows how to wield an umbrella:CHECK IT OU...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 14:06:00 GMT

Holy Britney's Rotating Rehabbery, Batman!

I just heard that Britney's *back* in rehab *again* for... what, the third time? Cool. Great. Fab.GIRL, GET IT TOGETHER!!!! YOU GOTS TWO BABIES, BEEYOTCH!I'm upset with her, as you can see. I love me ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:21:00 GMT

Britney Crazytrain!!

Britney SHAVED HER HEAD!!!!Seriously, WTF? Come on, girl, we just lost Anna Nicole. Don't start going off the rails in a Crazy Train!!From X17:I'm sitting here looking at these images of Britney takin...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 11:21:00 GMT