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WHY AM I IN THE MARINES

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About Me

I pretty much suck a lot and I'm in the military right now for some reason. Cool(?). My website (that's soon to go down from lack of payment) is a pretty awesome way to waste your time. http://www.erasepencil.com/ http://www.erasepencil.com/contact

My Interests

Car keys, master keys, paracentric keys, skeleton keys, tubular keys, and pretty much everything else that usually consists of a specially-shaped piece of flat metal, with cut notches, and/or milled grooves which fit the shape of the lock and can open the correctly combinated lock by (usually) being turned in the lock housing. Oh and keycards! Lol j/k that's a little locksmith joke I picked up.

Music:

This is a giant list: !!!, the (International) Noise Conspiracy, 12 Rounds, A Perfect Circle, A Tribe Called Quest, Adam Ant/Adam and the Ants, Aerosmith, Alanis Morissette, Alice In Chains, Aphex Twin, Atari Teenage Riot, Autechre, Autolux, Bad Brains, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, the Beatles, Beck, Beethoven, Bernad Herrmann, Bill Laswell, Bjrk, Black Dice, Black Oak Arkansas, Black Sabbath, Blind Melon, Blink 182, the Blood Brothers, the Bloodhound Gang, Blur, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Body Count, Brainiac, Brian Eno, Buckethead, Busta Rhymes, the Butthole Surfers, Cake, Charles Bronson, Charles Manson, the Circle Of Tyrants, Cirque Du Soleil, Clint mansell, Clipse, Coil, Coolio, Craig Wedren, the Cranberries, the Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Cure, Cursive, Curtis Mayfield, Cypress Hill, Danzig, David Bowie, David Byrne, David Sylvian, David Sylvian & Robert Fripp, Death From Above 1979, Debussy, Deep Purple, the Deli Creeps, Depeche Mode, Devo, the Dillinger Escape Plan, Dinosaur Jr., Dio, Diplo, Dizzee Rascal, Dr. Dre, the Dresden Dolls, Duran Duran, the Eagles Of Death Metal, Eazy-E, Edvard Grieg, El Stew, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Eminem, Erasure, Failure, the Faint, Faith No More, Fat Jon, Femme Fatale, Fiona Apple, Frank Zappa, the Fugees, G. Love, G. Love & Special Sauce, Gang Of Four, Gary Numan, General Patton vs. The Executioners, Gentle Giant, George Thorogood, George Thorogood and the Destroyers, Goldfinger, Gorillaz, Gotham Road, Grandmaster Flash & The Sugarhill Gang, the Grateful Dead, Gravity Kills, Guns N' Roses, the Houls, Iain Ballamy, the Icarus Line, Ill Bill, the Innocent, Iron Butterfly, the Jackson 5, Japan, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Jerry Cantrell, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, the Jimi Hendrix Experience, Joe Satriani, John Barry, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, John Petrucci, John Petrucci & Jordan Rudess, Josh Wink, Jonas Hellborg, Jordan Rudess, Joy Division, Julee Cruise, Jurassic 5, Justin King, Justin Timberlake, Kaada, Kaada & Mike Patton, Kelis, Killradio, King Crimson, The Kinks, KMFDM/MDFKM, Kottonmouth Kings, Kraftwerk, KRS-One, LCD Soundsystem, Leaders Of The New School, Led Zeppelin, Lenny Kravitz, Lil Jon & The Eastside Boyz, Liquid Tension Experiment, LL Cool J, Lou Reed, Louis XIV, Luca Turilli, Ludacris, Lynyrd Skynyrd, M.I.A., Marilyn Manson, Maroon 5, Matisyahu, Megadeth, Metallica, Method Man, Method Man and Redman, MF Doom, Michael Andrews, Michael Jackson, Michale Graves, Mike Patton and Buckethead, Bumblefoot, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Minus the Bear, the Misfits, Missy Elliot, Modwheelmood, Morphine, Morrissey, Mos Def, Mr. Big, Mr. Bungle, My Bloody Valentine, N.E.R.D., N.W.A., Necro, Neon Blonde, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Notorious B.I.G., Nujabes, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Olivia Neutron Bomb, Option 30, Orgy,Out Hud, Outkast, Ozzy Osbourne, Pailhead, Palace Brothers/Palace Music, Pantera, Paul Gilbert, Pavement, Pere Ubu, Peter Gabriel, Phish, Photek, Pigface, the Pillows, Pink Floyd, Pit Er Pat, the Pixies, Placebo, Poe, Pop Will Eat Itself, Porcupine Tree, Portishead, Praxis, Prick, Primus, Prince, Puff Daddy, Puff Daddy & the Family, Queen, Queens of the Stone Age, Racer X, Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, the Rapture, Recoil, Red Hot Chili Peppers, the Refused, the Revolting Cocks, Rex the Dog, Rhapsody, Roadrunner United, Rob Zombie, Robert Fripp, The Roots, Ron Thal, Run-D.M.C., Rush, Samhain, Saul Williams, Shihad, Shine, Shudder To Think, Silver Palace, Simple Minds, Sinead O'Conner, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Six Finger Satellite, Skid Row, (Tim) Skold, Slipknot, the Smashing Pumpkins, the Smiths, Soft Cell, Soiled Doves, Squarepusher, Stabbing Westward, Stephen Lynch, Steve Howe, Steve Vai, the Stranglers, Streetlight Manifesto, the Strokes, Suicide, Syd Barrett, Symphony X, System Of A Down, Taking Back Sunday (I'm ashamed of this), Talking Heads, Taty/TATU, Tears For Fears, Telefon Tel Aviv, Tenacious D, Thanatopsis, The The, Thin Lizzy, the Thompson Twins, Tool, Tori Amos, Trent Reznor, Trivium, TV On the Radio, Tweaker, Unified Theory, Van Der Graaf Generator, Van Halen, VAST, the Velvet Underground, Velvet Acid Christ, Viktor Vaughn, Vincent Gallo, Violent Femmes, Ween, Weezer, Wendy Carlos, the White Stripes, White Zombie, the Who, Will Oldham, Wire, Wolf Eyes, Wolf Eyes and Black Dice, Wolf Parade, Wu-Tang Clan, X-Executioners, XOC, Yaz(oo), Yes, Yngwie Malmsteen, Zack De La Rocha, ZillatronI know for a fact this list is missing up to or more fifty artists that I regularly listen to but updating this list is annoying, so check my Last.fm shit.

Movies:

What I own: Bufallo '66, the Machinist, 21 Grams, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mystic River, Kill Bill 2, Donnie Darko, GUMMO, A Streetcar Named Desire, Requiem For a Dream, Sin City, Batman Begins, the Butterfly Effect, the Cube/Hypercube/Cube Zero, Kill Bill, One Hour Photo, Baseketball, Goodfellas, Monster's Ball, 40 Year Old Virgin, Pan's Labyrinth, The Departed, Private Parts, Mars Attacks, Kids, Hotel Room, Half Baked, Clerks, Man Of Fire, Eraserhead, Cape Fear, 12 Monkeys, Wild At Heart, The Crow, Mirror Mask, Infernal Affairs, American Beauty, Evil Dead, Mulholland Drive, Beetlejuice, Being John Malkovich, Blue Velvet, Prozac Nation, Red Eye, Session 9, The Big Lebowski, Spun, Wonderland, The Brown Bunney, Million Dollar Baby, Office Space, Me Myself and Irene, Full Metal Jacket, Running Scared

Television:

I watched television about once a year and it's only for Twilight Zone marathons on July fourth.

Books:

Hunter S. Thompson's: Hell's Angels, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, The Rum Diary, Kingdom of Fear; Neil Gaiman's: American Gods, Anansi Boys, Coraline, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Stardust, Smoke and Mirrors; Chuck Palahniuk's: Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Lullaby, Fugitives & Refugees, Diary, Stranger Than Fiction, Haunted

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Timothy Leary, and a few other pioneers of the acid age.

My Blog

Background Checks

It might be the long thirty hours kicking and slamming my neck into realizing that I've lost my mind but laughing at myself saying "radical" and "tubular" started to lose it's touch.I feel like my ent...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

Chirp Chirp

I can hear the birds outside and the sky is getting more and more blue despite that I've only been home for no more than thirty minutes, which makes me rather happy.Walking home with a magenta-gradien...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING WOMAN!?

REMEMBER HOW I JUST FUCKING POSTED THIS MORNING ABOUT MY HAIRCUT AND HOW PEOPLE WON'T CALL ME "MISS" ANYMORE? WELL THEY FUCKING DO. AND NOW THEY DO IT BY THE MASS NUMBERS BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY'RE ...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:30:00 PST

I think I should just give in...

Maybe I'll update this thing with tons of super cool, interesting pictures of my adventures (most of them involve space exploration) and what-not. It would be glorious. I could update my music list ...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:39:00 PST

July Fourth Extravaganza

July fourth was another blast. Get it? Blast! Like...fireworks. And shit. Fuck you.July fourth is fucking boring. I don't understand the constant need to make absolutely loud annoying noises fr...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

The Spider Has To Paralyze The Victim

I am going to use this one day.
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 08:33:00 PST

I'm going to tattoo your face on my taint...

In real life, while searching the depths of Blackrock Mountain, slowly entering the Molten Core, I am never ninja'd. For am I a master farmer in this game of life.My professions are maxxed out at 300...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:45:00 PST

OMFG HI MYSPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

My recently daily life can be briefly put into a short summary or even just one single fraction sentence: Gay sex and World of Warcraft. Aside the gay sex part (which is way too much of a hassle cons...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:41:00 PST

I guess that I'm officially pathetic...

So, I've had this stupid myspace for about a year or so without doing anything to it because I really have no need for something so stupid. But out of random stupidity (as most good things formulate ...
Posted by WHY AM I IN THE MARINES on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 12:58:00 PST