jamienoel

*I’m still waiting for Ghostwriter to respond to my notes.
*I like to use big words and act like a pretentious jackass.
*I get turned on by good beats and cheap fun.
*I hate when kids suck at putting together the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
*I will go slightly out of my way to step on crunchy-looking leaves.
*I love boxed wine, even when it kicks my ass.
*I like to laugh at those poor losers who make fools of themselves on America's Funniest Home Videos and C.O.P.S.
*I'm convinced Disney gave me unrealistic expectations about love.
*I *Celtic music stirs me into a war frenzy.
*When the apocalypse comes I’m moving into Hogwarts, because I bet it’d be real tough for zombies to penetrate that castle wall.
*I’m a procrastinator . . . I don’t see myself changing any time soon.
I graduate next May with a B.A. in English. After that, I plan to pursue my writing in both Fiction / Non-Fiction genres as well as dabble in some screenwriting and sportswriting . . . see a theme? Right now I'm doing a ton of research on Celtic mythology in preparation of creating my first series in Fantasy Fiction, of which I hope to have the first of seven novels published before this summer is over. I see myself leaving Michigan and traveling the country as well as Europe for awhile before eventually coming back to the Murder Mitten to settle down for the rest of my days . . . most likely living as a troll in my parents' basement. They think I'm adorable.