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CrashLandon

Kickflippin the Kangaroo, and speakin duck too!!!

About Me

What about me?????? Read more at www.d-cypher.werunshit.com/scriptshits/

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It was Mardi Gras!! I had never drank Vodka before!!!! And I was out of beads!!!!!!!!!!1

My Interests

spiinin records, skating, surfing, music, movies, staying up too late, bloody mary's on sundays, sparks, drums and bass, boats, mountains, beaches,bikes, photography, roadtrips, drinking ,bands, bass, and bars. BASS THE FUCKOUTTAHERE!!!!

I'd like to meet:

stupid people with great smiles....... kidding, umm people who wear mood rings.......no fuck that, People that talk like there from new york but are from northern VA., Screw that too, okay fat people that wear those shirts that have a womens body in a bikini on the front and back....yea that works, and if i could throw in some unhappy rednecks who listen to Los Lobos, I could die a happy man!!! Okay, or her.

Music:

PlayRadioPlay, the cult, mc5, Suppression, jesus lizard, fischerspooner, black flag, wu, the stooges, The Knife, The Killers, tv on the radio, Army of Pharoahs, Hive, Teebee, Amadeus the Stampede, 2 live crew, shellac, slayer, mars volta, Mobb Deep, Paul Wall, Elefant, Bleeding Through, Delegate, Carcass, Napalm Death, Thunderlip, Wrest, These Arms are Snakes, Evol Intent, Otis Redding, Superchunk, Orlock, Arcade Fire, Ambulance LTD, Lamb of God, Snowpatrol, the faint, bad brains, Outerspace, Jedi Mind, Hot Snakes. Most music done right, I'm down.

Movies:

All that is the word....AWESOME.

Television:

entourage,weeds, brotherhood, curb your enthusiasm, the wire, family guy, national geo., history, cnn. And soo much trashy reality stuff, you'll wanna puke!

Books:

don't jump, biographies, Fucking "Kitchen Confidential," charles bukowski, Hunter s. thompson, blah blah, ghetto boy lyrics ......read these nikes bitch!

Heroes:

Whoever can eat, and enjoys eating "liver pudding."

My Blog

Gag tarts

I got it, yea, best gag product since......who fucking cares, it's good though.  Alright here it is, you ready, fuckin ready??????  Gag pop tarts... stuffed with whatever weird thing you can...
Posted by Landon on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 07:37:00 PST

Can't believe I'm "blogging" again

Has anyone seen the Doggy Steps infomercial??  It's a little staircase for your small pet dog.  With the staircase you can allow your little underachiever the privelage of getting to all the...
Posted by Landon on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 05:12:00 PST

beat up ass ol dogs..

Alright if your an ugly dude, more than likely your gonna end up with an ugly chick. Unless of course your loaded, or just lucky. Now your stuck with an ugly chic and you ugly ass self. Your dog sh...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the mexican dog script thing

got a pretty good idea of a short comedy skit. About a middle class white family who adopt a dog. The dog was raised by a Spanish speaking family, knows many tricks, but only understands Spanish of co...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the new pogs!!!

C.mon everybody collect some friends, trade em, they're the latest rage. Screw pogs!!!!!!haha
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

in a box.....

i'm really amazed at what the internet offers in a box. You can get a garage in a box, and some are an easy house. Today my roomat and I found the Tiki Bar in-a-box. I wanna see the boxxes.....
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Morning Sickness

So I got up this morning and was running late. Trucks already running and I'm scrambling around in a "no coffee this morning" kind of way. Go into the bathroom pick up the toothbrush, reach into the...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

kibbles

Ha, I layed some vinyl in a house a couple weeks ago. Apparently I didn't sweep up a piece of dog food. I layed the vinyl right over it. The next day the homeowner called and said there's a whole ...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Carpet, Schizzo's, Cannibal Corpse, and Guns

Alright, So I lay carpet for a living. The other day me and Eric (guy I work with) are at the carpet store the guys telling us that the lady who's house we're going to's husband just died in a motor...
Posted by Landon on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST