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Ryan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I am a Loud, tall, funny guy. dont get me wrong, I'm not always loud, its not like I don't know how to shut up... I just get carried away when im excited and/or drunk.. lol. I have long wavy/curly/messy/clean hair which you can probably see in my pics. I have no idea what catagorie my clothing fits into... Usualy music t-shirt and jeans.. Although for some reason I have alot of camo, I dont know how that happened but it sure snuck up on me. I dont have peircings (anymore) or tatoos but i love them on other people..I like to smoke pot .
I like to do alot of outside stuff... I love the woods, and im not talking the patch of treees in your backyard in the city, I mean, drop me off in northern alberta, lol.. I also skateboard sometimes.. I used to be soooo obsessed but i got old. I walk pretty much everywheres I go, I love it.. I like hockey and snowboarding too..
I am sooo creative and I will use any medium and any excuse to create something... I'm involved with so many creative projects right now that I cant even begin to summon the energy to begin typing them out.. The most important of which has to be music... I love to sing, mostly at work but when im really happy or something reminds me of a song no ones gunna stop me from screaming the words.. :P I like to play guitar alot too, goes good with singin ;) I can play pretty much any instrument you hand me which you'll be able to hear as you read my page :P I'm into all kinds of music, check out the colum on the left hand side of the page for some of my favorite bands.. Musically I wirte in many styles.. all depends on the song.. I have no hopes of becomming a famous rock star (hooray for reality) so most of my songs are meant just for me or people I know.. Chances are if ive known you for over a month then theres a song recorded somewheres about you or including you in someway. LoL meh, you write what you know i guess.. :) I cant think of anything else... Talk to me and youll find out on your own :)
A solo industrial project.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The girl with three boobs from total recall LMAO

Music:

Fav bands in no order..

Pink Floyd, Sonic Youth, Ween, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Mindless Self-Indulgence, NOFX, Dead Kennedys, Crass, Nirvana,Third Eye Blind, Jefferson Airplane, Eric's Trip, Beck, Slipknot, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Tea Party, Weezer, Primus, Tool, Beastie Boys, Bad Religion, The Velvet Underground, Phish, System of a Down, Marilyn Manson, Prick, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, Slayer, Placebo, Korn, Led Zeppelin, The Doors, etc....

Movies:

Here are SOME of my favorite movies.. no particular order.

Night of the Living Dead,The Return of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead. Land of the Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead II, Army of Darkness, Taxi Driver, Brain Candy, Planet of the apes (the originol), Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, Full Metal Jacket, Lock Stock and two smoking barrels, Boondock Saints, Princess bride, Platoon, Appocalypse Now, Terminator2, The Lost Boys, Office Space, Snatch, Clockwork orange, The Doors Movie, Ghost World, Dead Man on Campus, Billy Madison, Baseketball, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, Zoolander, Tommy Boy, Mr. Deeds, Dirty Work, Interview with the Vampire, Fargo, The big Labowski, Trainspotting, Fallen, Lord of the Rings (all of them), The 5th element, The 6th day, Napoleon Dynamite, Bubba ho-tep, Bong Water, Pink Floyd The Wall, Second Hand Smoke(planb), Virtual Realty(planb), The questionable video(planb), Ban this(powel), Goldfish(girl), etc....

Heroes:

I like hero cookies... does that count? I like those. But i guess my real hereos are LASER BUNNIES!!!! They can so get you when you least expect it.. Like you are all merrily riding down the street on your bicycle, not a care in the world, and then all of a sudden.... What was that noise in the bushes? and ZAP ZAP ZAP!!! ya thats right, they shoot them from their eyeballs. (thats for you alice :))

My Blog

Escape [ Esc ]

I need this to stop... I can't take it much more. I need to escape [ Esc ] . I don't know what or who can help me but I sure need help bad.
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:32:00 PST

no joy

I have a baby kitten1 month oldher name is Dr. Zaius.Shes the only thing left that brings me joy and doesnt disapoint me constantly.I have so much love to give I feel like im going to rip apart.Shes t...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:30:00 PST

The Fight Club BBQ

heh, yes it was what it sounds like... Not Fight club like the movie.. But my Best Friend Nathan is "el presidente" of the physical theatre society which is a fight club.. So anyways, he had a BBQ tod...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 03:47:00 PST

So tired

Im so tired today but i feel better numb is better numb is painless painless is better Im forgetting to remember Im forgetting to hurt must remember to forget. till this all ends then new memories wil...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 05:31:00 PST

the meaning of the me

The Meaning of Me The me me me meaning is:{ ONE ((The me i want to be is) = =  (The me i used to be)):{ /goto TWO } TWO ((The me I used to be is) = = (The me I cannot be)):{ /display TRUE /g...
Posted by Ryan on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 02:42:00 PST

Show me your fucking fingers

You are all fucked and over-rated I think Im gunan be sick and its your fault... Corey's words... Spread the Hate
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sluts (Volume two)

I was watching a Dave chappele comedy special and man that guy brought up a really good point about sluts.. He said that just because a girl dresses like a slut it DOES NOT make her a slut. That shit ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

GAME: Dam Flies!!!

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Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Artwork: HR Giger

Probably my favorite artist of all time :D...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sluts

I hate slutsI get so angry browsing this site sometimes when I see some of theese stupid bitches profiles.. ARGH.. I KNOW 90% of you love to stare at that "hot" chicks tits and ass and are pleased as ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST