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A man who can give hiself a hug,truly has the arms of a gibbon..

About Me

Hi im Sam,im 18 and very unique.Im down to earth and love havin a laugh.Dont u just hate boredom??!It sucks donkey balls doesn't it?Yea...I love my friends and most of my family lol my bestest matey ever in the history of matieness is laura,shes my sex...and she likes to run naked with homeless guys because she loves marijuana hehe!!Na laura is my little angel n she always cheers me up wen im sad.Shes a very brave young grasshopper...the force in her is strong...My little apricot is fab,she wears the most interesting clothes n shes the cutest little thing iv ever seen hehe i love u all so much and i couldnt have got where i am today without my friends.I will cherish and love u till the day i draw my last breath...untill then...rock on!!!!!Iv got a wonderful bf called chris,iv found my meaning at last :o) And btw that fucking mong from coulsdon!(lora loo u know who i mean)if i find u ur dead SLAG...watch this space...
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You scored as Hot/hard. You love hard sex. You like it hot and fast. You love to scream and to listen to your partner scream. You'll go at it as fast as you can. Just make sure you don't go too hard for your partner, just because you can take it doesn't mean they can.Please rate and comment and tell me what quiz this is when you do!

Hot/hard


85%

Passionate/wet


70%

Shy/Sweet


60%

Exciting/Exotic


60%

Awkward/New


45%

Soft/slow


30%
How are you about sex? (with pics)
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My Interests

I like a variety of things really.Horse riding and swimming are my healthy interests,but my unhealthy ones surpass the good,dear god help me!

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I'd like to meet:

Id like to meet Johnny Depp as he's fabulous dahhling FaBUlOuS!!Ummm...id like to meet nikki outta BB n give her a mighty bitch slap cos there is just no point in her really is there?Hugh Hefner would b cool,id love to know how a man of like 70 can have so much sex? It amazes me!

Music:

Depends on my mood...Queen,Metallica,My chemical romance,Green day,Muse,Eminem,Savage Garden,James Blunt,house music,maroon 5,the bum notes,counting crows,gnarles barkley,linkin park,Blink 182,michael jackson *cough cough* and and abit of will smith,bloodhound gang and cypress hill thrown in there..fuckin love alabama 3

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean,GONY,old movies,nightmare on elm street,LOTR,gore fests!Some of the tartan asia stuff is kool, the scary movies,jurassic park (everyone looooves dinosaurs)gladiator,pulp fiction,kill bill woo!the Friday trilogy and almost anything with Jet Li.He rocks my socks!

Television:

Family guy,simpsons,fawlty towers,THE MOTHER FUCKING SOPRANOS!!the porno channels ( 40+ is my fave) and the league of gentelmen.

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Books:

series of unfortunate events,spot the dog,the da vinci code...uh of mice and men

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Heroes:

I dont feel iv seen enough of this world to decide on that yet...but id love to b spiderman/woman! who wouldnt!!