Do You Have Your LTBC... |
License To Be So Cool!!! Yeah I know there's no "S" and it's lame as hell but apparently the guy who asked me this didn't care. Do people really think it's funny to stop random people and ...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Fri, 09 May 2008 03:33:00 PST |
Saying I Love You First |
Telling a girl you love her is like firing first in a duel... If you miss, you're fucked.
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Sat, 03 May 2008 01:13:00 PST |
I think I broke it!!! |
My laughing bome that is. Well, if there is such a thing as a laughing bone I definitely broke mine...
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Posted by James Fondle:\ on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST |
Sooo, I Joined a Gym 2 Weeks Ago... |
And I'm loving it!!! Didn't really join to lose weight but I guess a side effect of working out 5 days a week is me losing 12 pounds in 2 weeks. Hmm... I think if I get down to 250 I'm gon...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:08:00 PST |
Who Needs an Index Finger Anyway?!? |
So uh yeah... Today at work I sliced the fuck outta my finger. NOw I got it all bandaged up, instead of getting stitches, taped to the middle finger and it got me to thinking, I don&...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 03:54:00 PST |
What’s Wrong With Fondling? |
Alliteration aside I think that's a very valid question. Ok, you got me. My name's not really James but I am kinda fond of fondling (man I'm good). I mean, it basically means "to touch".&n...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 05:06:00 PST |
Bi*ch!!! Do I Look Like a Snake Wrangler?? |
So um... Yeah. Alot of you know what I do for a living, and if you don't I'll tell you now. I fix houses. That's pretty much it. We got some word of mouth going, but most of our work...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 10:40:00 PST |
I Almost Burned to Death... |
well not exactly but it was pretty close. Last week my van brokedown and the only way I could get it to start was by pouring gas in the carbuerator. I had a friend, who shall remain anonym...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST |
I Don't Know Why but the Red Light Loves Me |
The more I look at pictures from our shows the more I realize that I am a red light magnet. No matter where we play I end up basking in that beautiful reddish glow. It's not on purpose or ...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:59:00 PST |
I'm sorry Mr Chipmunk |
I'm a murderer, well not actually, more of any accomplice to suicide. Location of said murder, unfinished bathroom at work. And when I say unfinished I mean no toilet, no sink, just a room...
Posted by James Fondle:\ on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST |
