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Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE

DiDi...OW...NP... > YOU hahaha

About Me

I AM AMY AND I AM BEST. NOME IS MY MAN AND HE IS BEST.
Name: ammyyyyyy
Birthdate: 14/12/88
Birthplace: da endz
Current Location: da endz
Eye Color: poo brown
Hair Color: poo brown
Height: 5'8
Weight: 8 n half stone
Piercings: 4- ears, belly button, tongue
Tatoos: one-blue bow
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: yea bwooiii
Overused Phraze: "dunno"
FAVORITES
Food: english stuff. pie n mash or roast dinner :P
Candy: chocolate
Number: 28
Color: purple
Animal: cat or horse
Drink: lucozaaaaaaaade
Alcohol Drink: southern comfort and lemonaaaaaade
Bagel: no fanx
Letter: erm...."e"
Body Part on Opposite sex: hmmm torso lol, stomach!
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsiiiiiiiii
McDonalds or BurgerKing: hmm....mcdonalds
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate!!!!
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: choclate!!!
Kiss or Hug: erm...both :)
Dog or Cat: cats but dogs r cool too, i like both
Rap or Punk: hmmmmmm....hip hop but only UK
Summer or Winter: SUMMER!
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: both...i do like scary ones tho
Love or Money: hmm..both? lol
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever i fuckin like. lol
Most Missed Memory: dunno, bein a kid i spose
Best phyiscal feature: hmmm dunno maybe my legs
First Thought Waking Up: "whats the time?"
Goal for this year: get a new job
&..39;Best Friends:' top friends yeah?
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yep
Ever Smoked: yep
Pot: yep
Ever been Drunk: yep
&..39;Ever been beaten up:' nope
Ever beaten someone up: not really
Ever Shoplifted: yep standard
Ever Skinny Dipped: nope
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yep
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: dont mind
Favorite Hair Color: dark is better, but aint too bothered
Short or Long: short!!!
Height: taller than me, at least 6ft id say!
Style: whatever
Looks or Personality: both, more personality tho
Hot or Cute dont mind
Drugs and Alcohol: up 2 them i suppose, prefer no drugs tho lol
Muscular or Really Skinny: somewhere in the middle
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: loads
What country do you want to Visit: australia
How do you want to Die: hopefully in my sleep when im old!
Been to the Mall Lately: yea, but hate the word "mall"
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea as long as the lightening aint striking me!
Get along with your Parents: yep
Health Freak: nooooooooooooooooo
Do you think your Attractive: im alrite :)
Believe in Yourself: hmmmm depends
Want to go to College: been. quit.
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: ye, havnt u asked me this already?
Shower Daily: yep
Been in Love: yep
Do you Sing: yep and im damn good. lol nah im shit
Want to get Married: yea course
Do you want Children: yea
Have your future kids names planned out: kiiiinda lol
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: its gone...
Hate anyone: YES LOADS OF PEOPLE. every1 pisses me off at some point
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!..erm..im 2 lazy 2 write and make my profile good. i hate it when girls put up pics of themselves half naked all like "rate me boys" and all that bollocks. i hate it when i dont get attention. i hate it when i correct peoples spelling. i hate the grungers who think theyre individual when theyre not. i hate it when "punks" judge how "punk" people are. i hate most tv adverts. i hate when people stomp around the house really loudly. i hate giving up my seat on the bus for an old person. i hate the word "random". i hate it when a wasp or daddy long legs flies into my room so i have to leave my bedroom. i hate when people take ages to reply on msn. i hate smoking. i hate looking for a job. i hate it when people are bullies. i hate it when people say "rock on". i hate the devil horns sign. i hate animal cruelty. i hate testing labs for things like make up. i hate chain mail. i hate liking people i just cant have. i hate 2 faced people. i hate it when people lie. i hate it when i have to lie for my friends to cover up their wrong-doings. i hate the post office. i hate silly phobias like "im scared of clowns" or "im scared of fluff" -those things just aint scary. i hate it when people cheat on their boyfriend/girlfriend. i hate western films. i hate it when i accidentally step on a snail. i hate it when people i dont even know add me on msn and say "a/s/l?". i hate it when a big fat woman sits next to me on the bus. i hate spiders. i hate emo in general. i hate boys wearing skinny jeans. i hate people who stir shit. i hate college. i hate making effort. i hate doing my hair and putting make up on. i hate tidying up. i hate people gunnin jeremy kyle, he is jokes. i hate feelin nervous. i hate it when i talk about hating things constantly. i hate saying oh my god, i say it too much. i hate travelling to shit places. i hate snow. i hate the cold. i hate it when the bathroom floor is fuking freezing when i need 2 go pee. i hate paying bills. i hate being poor. i hate that fucking Cascada woman whos constantly on the fuckin music channel-fuck off!!! i hate people who only like one type of music. i hate doing the washing up. i hate it when my kitten climbs up my leg while im doin the washing up. i hate it when people keep askin me whats wrong when im fine. i hate bein asked loads of questions. i hate waste-bods lol (thats a word just made up 4 wastemans and women alike ok? lol) i hate it when i talk over people. i hate it when someone grabs the back of my ankle and squeezes it-that is pure torture. i hate charlotte church. i hate stuck up emo kids who call people "chavs" even if u just like 1 "chav" song. i hate the way people think that just coz u dress a certain way, u only like that music. i hate the way that to be "punk" these days you have to follow the "punk" fashion-that aint very punk is it?! haha. i hate wearing hats. i hate the towers of london and fuckin donny tourette-stop tryin 2 b sid vicious or the sex pistols, u aint half as good and ur just fuckin annoyin i actually hate u with a passion. i hate jam. i hate toyyyysssss who arse lick 2 the max-u look stupid! i hate little silly girls who need to grow up. i hate pure cunts. i hate people with too many questions. i hate american rappers rappin about "makin cheddar" and all that shit. i hate talking about 1 subject 4 ages-variety pleeaase. i hate most things. BUT. i love animals. i love shoplifting. i love graff. i love sleeping. i love dark chocolate. i love bein alone sometimes. i love tv. i love my kitten. i love my bed. I LOVE TO HATE THINGS/PEOPLE!
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My Interests

the bf, music, punk, graff, my kitties, modelling, sex??? :D lol not in that order!!!

I'd like to meet:

people that aint dicks, girl writers. My man...every single day. :) ....You Look Adopted. You Live In A Houseboat. Your Kid Is Deformed. You Are An Orphan. You're Old (Fuck You). You're Best Friend Is You. You're In A Coma. Ha, Ha Your Wife Left You. I Became A Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked For It. I Like Drugs And Child Abuse. I Convinced You To Beat Your Wife On A Daily Basis. I Sent Concentration Camp Footage To Americas Funniest Home Videos. I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway. You Rollerblading Faggot. I Sent A Thankyou Card To The Guy That Raped You. I Lit Your Baby On Fire. I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog. Sweatshops Are Cool. Woman, Nature's Punching Bag. I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank. Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck. I Ate Your Horse. Hitler Was A Sensitive Man. You Robbed A Sperm Bank Because You're A Cum Guzzling Fag. I Made Your Kid Get AIDS, So You Could Watch It Die. I Fucked Your Wife. I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid. I Made Fun Of You Because Your Kid Just Died. Domestic Violence Is Really Really Really Funny. Dictators Are Cool. Deadbeat Dads Are Cool. Being Ignorant Is Awesome. You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach. I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant. I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing Women. The Guy Who Shot His Kid Up With A.I.D.S. Is Awesome. I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler. Limp Bizkit Think They're Black, But They're Just Gay. You Were Too Ugly To Rape, So I Just Beat The Shit Out Of You. If You Don't Like The Village People, You're Fucking Gay. Obviously Adopted. The Word Homophobic Is Gay. You Converted To Judaism So A Guy Would Touch Your Dick. You Quit Doing Heroin, You Pussy. I’m Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt. Ha Ha Holocaust. We’re Not ‘In Da House’ You Fucking Wigger. The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt.

Music:

uk hip hop, punk (real stuff not pop punk) grime, ska, oi, dubstep, bit of drum n bass, dunno everyfin really, just anyfin i like init!

Movies:

Trainspotting, Sid and Nancy, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape? Edward Scissorhands, American History X, Juno, Drop Dead Fred, all them chick flicks, all them scary 1s, all them gangster 1s, dunno, baaaaaaaaare films i like :D

Television:

Friends, Young Ones, Big Brother, Family Guy, Desperate Housewives...QVC 2 put me 2 sleep hahahaha.....ha. well good.

Books:

anythinnnnggg i like books :) geeeeeeek

Heroes:

not really heroes but i fuckin love Sid Vicious, Stza Crack and Kate Moss...and quite liking Jordan, i used 2 hate her but after reading her autobiographies i noticed we quite similar (obviously not boob wise) haha, shes cool.

My Blog

an update of my life lol

raahhhhh   well lets see.... mid february is here and heres an update of all tingzzz goin down in my life   1. britains next top model still didnt contact me bk which i fink is gay i blatent...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

Leftover Crack...

ok. best gig ever. saw mouthwash, the infested, and leftover crack. front row 4 all of em and it was fuckin heavy. got 2 share the bands water haha, got my hand stamped on, got crushed and eventually...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 04:14:00 PST

well bored and found this on sum cunt's profile...pretty jokes

The Most Random Questions You Will Ever Fill OutHave you had sex in the past 24 hours?unfortunately no...but gimme a couple of hours maybe the answer will changeAre you gay?NahDo you have hairy legs?N...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

all about moi lol

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Amy WhiteBirthday:14/12/88Birthplace:Harold WoodCurrent Location:'Arold 'Ill init lol apparentl i talk posh 4 harold hillEye Color:brownHair Color:brownHeight:b...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:22:00 PST

Britains Next Top Model...

Right!!! I am well fuckin pissed off. I got sent this application form 4 a program called Britains Next Top Model...i filled it in...sent it off and got an audition.... I pass the audition through to ...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:19:00 PST

how lame my profile is

yes ok i get it, my profile does suck. but i have no idea how 2 make it good lol. idunno how 2 get backgrounds or anyfin sooooo u will just hav 2 deal with my shitty profile ok and erm....yea i love ...
Posted by Miss. Poop. --DiDi-- R.I.P. OZONE on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST