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Gregory

Dumb-assador to the World: bridging the moronic and idiotic, one post at a time

About Me

Stanley Roper with slanted eyes and a better wardrobe. I'm one of the co-editors of the decor, design and lifestyle website, Apartment Therapy Los Angeles. A decor whore who believes less is more...

My Interests

Making your life better through design, good food, animals with human personalities and humans with animal features (barring rat tails), and pursuing decadence through nefarious means.

I'd like to meet:

Snobs, teetotalers, snake charmers, former child actors with big chests like Punky Brewster, charlatans, haruspices, BMX bikers, poplockers, miniature railroaders, people who make their own casings for sausages, wombats, David Attenborough, Carl Sagan's star dust, Hayao Miyazaki and the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling.

Music:

Prairie Rose/Roxy Music-- The Human Element/Talib Kweli and Hi-Tek-- Shakespeare's Sister/The Smiths-- Working Overtime/New Order-- Bunkys Pick/Cut Chemist-- Momma/Ghostface Killah-- Pit Fight (ft Greg Nice & Psyc)/Tony Touch-- Minor Detour/Daedelus-- S'posin'/Miles Davis-- Since I Met You Baby/Jack Eubanks-- Too Drunk To Dream/Whiskeytown-- Brian Cardboard And His Swaying Stance/Cassette Boy-- Drug Revival/Poison Idea-- Motorbike/Goldenboy-- Sunset And The Mocking Bird/Duke Ellington & His Orchestra-- The Tiny Goat/The Gothic Archies-- Action/Saint Etienne-- Polynomial-C/Aphex Twin

Movies:

The 400 Blows, Playtime, The Big Lebowski, Spirited Away, The Grave of the Fireflies, Amelie, The Scent of Green Papaya, Roman Holiday, In the Mood for Love, LoTR, Old School, TommyBoy, Fletch, Raising Victor Vargas, Lost in Translation, The Spanish Prisoner, Donnie Darko, The Proposition, Cool Hand Luke, The Straight Story, Mulholland Dr., The Iron Giant, It Happened One Night

Television:

Rome, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Frontline, Visiting with Huell Howser, The Dog Whisperer, Samurai Champloo, your mama's webcam

Books:

The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon Hungry Planet - Menzel D'Alusio Interpreter of Maladies - by Jhumpa Lahiri More Nasty Bits - Anthony Bourdain Anything by Warren Ellis Adam & Eve adult catalog

Heroes:

My intestinal fortitude.

My Blog

Rosie O'Donnell: DUMBASSador to the World

..>..>You're kidding me? Oh wait, it's defender of gay rights, Rosie O'Donnell, aka hypocrite of the week. And how about that audience whooping it up like the canned laughter on an episode of Family M...
Posted by Gregory on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

Its time the tale was told, of how you took a child and you made him old: http://www.livejournal.com/users/typefiend
Posted by Gregory on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST