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Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire!

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About Me

(this layout is from whateverlife.com 8)Hi.
I still clean.
I still do laundry.
I still sleep.
I still smoke cigarettes.
I still drink.
I still play beer pong in my living room.
I still cuddle with the love of my life.
I will still need drugs when I'm an old lady.
I never eat, because I get ugly stummy aches. Still.
I still can't wait to have kids. I still want to be a mommy.
I am going to be a house wife. Still.

Mrs Owen Wilson.

My Interests

1. life.
2. coffee.
3. cigarettes.
4. drinking.
5. cash words.
6. smiling.
7. sleeping in my yundies.
8. cracking myself up.
9. movies from the 90's.
10.gettting my shit together for once in my mixed up life.

I'd like to meet:

I've met some amazing people in my life, and I wouldn't change that for the world.

Music:

i yike. owen. and music that is off key. and black people.

Movies:

once. the notebook. the pursuit of happyness. owen wilson. natalie portman. bill murray. etc. etc.

Television:

Family Guy. Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Books:

Tuck Everlasting. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time.

Heroes:

The Indians upstairs. They are EASILY the loudest people on Earth. So that's cool. (Even though I don't live in that shithole anymore). :)

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Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 06:08:00 PST

I am happy to be alive.

And I guess I should say that I am lucky to be alive, because I really wasn't sure what 14 of them could do.  It was stupid.  And I am lucky Jon took me to the hospital that night, because I...
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 11:51:00 PST

i’ve always wanted

a boy that i can hang out with, but can go to bed with, and feel like there's no one else that should be there with me, except him. a boy that brings out the best in me. a boy that notices the little ...
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:00:00 PST

got rid of him.

because he had a habit of pushing me around, and was generally mean all the time.  So we're over, because he pushed me away.  It's okay, though.  Because I'm happy and he's crushed.&nbs...
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:42:00 PST

found him !

the mister of my dreams. the most random mister of my dreams. but this mister of my dreams, makes me the happiest misses, ever.   :)     yeah, it's jon burke. ...
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:59:00 PST

Also a boy who...

Likes to text message lol. Text messages are love. Be that boy. ♥
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I need a boy who...

...will show me that he loves me. Not just tell me. ...will be the last person I talk to before I go to sleep. ...will be there for me when I need him. ...will be nothing but fabulous. ...will kno...
Posted by Kelley Ann: House Wife Extrordinaire! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST