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G.I. JEW (THE REVEREND JESY JACKSON)

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About Me


I believe in a world free of excessive desire, a world filled with compassion and sensitivity, Not senseless murder, hate and material obsession. One life that condescends upon the importance of possession. I believe in myself, I believe we are more than just simply bodies. I believe in a million tomorrows and a life after death.
All work and no play makes Jesyka a dull.... Fuck that, I rule.
I say "word" almost as much as I say "fuck." Sometimes I refer to myself as 'The Hebrew Hammer.' My diet consists largely of coffee, malt liquor and cigarettes. Needless to say, I'll probably be dead soon. I'm really friendly; creepy strangers love me, but that's not to say that I "don't have one mean bone in my body," as that'd be highly inaccurate. Sometimes I get sauced and sing "Holy Diver" by Dio in public. Atlanta is home and I love The South above all else. I'm planning on going to Mortuary school, eventually. In the meantime, I'm working shit odd jobs, like being an extra in movies about dance battles. My friends are my family and no one comes before them. We pre-game harder than you party. I think and act more like a guy than 90% of dudes I know. I'm a tremendously huge nerd. My sense of humor gives me bad karma. What else is in the teaches of peaches? Like sex on the beaches, huh, what?
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My Interests


BAKING/Cooking. PBR tall boys. Food Network. Paula Deen. Shitty motels. Happy nihilism. Doin' my hair. Doin' my boyfriend. "Metal" as an adjective. Muscle cars. Drum machines. Exessive Gore. Marvel Comics. Epic metal. Atlanta at night. Trashy Folks. Synesthesia. Having an unhealthy obsession with Nintendo/Mario Bros. Medical museums. Free drinks. Indo-European languages. Knitting. Wax museums. Eccentricity. GOOD tattoos. Sugar-free Redbull. Unresolved sexual tension. Irrational Hatred. Spending hours on Wikipedia. John Waters. Junk in the truck. Burning bridges. Philosophy. Mortuary Science/restorative art. Sleeping bag fajitas. Speaking along with intros. H.R. Giger. Kicking ass at Scrabble. Turning anything into a sexual innuendo. Fucking with people for no reason other than my own satisfaction, and the satisfaction of those around me. Leaving said people with a cold, having just been mugged feeling.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone nothing like the following:

Music:


Grindcore, Death Metal, Real Hardcore, Hip Hop and Journey.

Movies:


Once I had a conversation with a "film student" in which she, with a straight face, praised Million Dollar Baby and gushed that she loved movies staring Julia Roberts and/or based on true stories. Are you her? No? Good.

(Horror Movies circa 1900-1980s & obscure gore films, generally.)

Television:

The Health Channel, The Simpsons, Home Movies, Pee Wees Playhouse, Roseanne (pre-lottery winning seasons), Full House (Aunt Becky years), My Two Dads.
& VH1's The History of Metal.

Books:

Bukowski, Sedaris, Rilke.
& Motley Crues The Dirt.

Heroes:


Bela Lugosi

Steve Perry

Elvis Presley

A Fire Inside

Alkaline Trio

The Descendents.