Okay so I guess this is where I tell all you strangers all kinds of personal embarrassing facts huh? Sorry I just don't have any good deep dark secrets to share with the whole Internet. I was born in New Orleans cemetery and raised by gophers. After my stint as "The Amazing Gopher Boy" in many of the finest sideshows to be found in our fine country I was adopted by a kind family and relocated to Alaska. In the last frontier I lived in relative anonymity as my fame had never spread quite that far. I existed in Alaska in peace and harmony with nature until my eighteenth birthday, when my adopted family informed me we would be moving to armpit of the south, Kentucky.
and the gopher analogy is getting old so I am going to drop it for the rest of the story... I am sorry for my lack of creative juices.
Okay so we moved to KY much to my chagrin and I began attending EKU. Six years and four major changes later, I graduated with my degree in physics. I have been working for the last year seeing as how I was utterly sick of school. Yeah, here is where stuff changes from the way it was before. I droped out of grad school cause I realized that a professors lifesyle was only marginaly beter then that of Jewish person in ancient egypt. I moved to Houston and work for and engineering firm now.
I'll probably add more later
