lumpy

Learn to welcome adversity with open arms, as adversity is the catalyst for personal growth.
In order to change for the future, we must first change today. We are who we are and where we are today, because of what we did yesterday. If we do today what we've always done, tomorrow we will get what we've always gotten.
Reach out. Take a chance. Go after your goals and your dreams. You will never reach them if you never try. It has been said that 90% of success is just showing up!
I invented the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower from metal and brawn. I invented sticky notes and have a much larger brain than you.
I am an asshole. I'm loud. I'm obnoxious. I'm in love with myself.
I workout, but I don't enjoy it. I just like making you drool.
I'm the most awesome, intelligent, charming and humble person ever.
I like being naked.
I try to make every day, the best day of my life.
I have dominance "issues."
I love dogs but I'm afraid of cats. I am always worried that they are going to attack my feet.
I like tattoos. A lot. ---> InkDaddy Tattoo (best tattoo artist ever)
I have several tattoos, but i hide them from my mom.
If I were in a different profession, I would probably cover most of my body with ink.
I'm very patient.
I like to wake up early.
I'm a total foodie.
My goal in life is to become a trophy husband.
I like bands/songs with chick singers (Gwen Stefani, Flyleaf, Andain, BT ft. Sarah McLachlan, BT ft. Tori Amos, Maria Nayler, Paramore, Evanescence, etc)
I love coffee and I drink it daily. I'm completely addicted.
I wish I had superpowers.
I'm gullible.
I wear my heart on my sleeve.
I am all about VERY open communication. I can't read minds and I hope you can't either!
I have had my share of less-than-perfect relationships...but I don't look at them as being "bad" relationships. I look at them as learning experiences. The most screwed up relationships I've been in, are the ones through which I learned the most about myself.
I am very argumentative. I don't know why, I just enjoy it.
I like to drink Rockstar Energy drinks, because the name is cool. and it makes me a Rockstar!!
I don't have a problem admitting that guys (myself included) are stupid.
I'm a grammar nazi.
I'm very long-winded.
I've been told on several occassions that I'm "too pretty" to go to jail.
When pushed, my natural reaction is to push back.
I try to do the right thing, I want to be proud of everything I do.
Every time I have to take any kind of medication - even like ibuprofen, I think I'm going to die from a bleeding ulcer or something.
It's possible that King Cake is the most amazing thing ever invented.
I'm extremely flirty and it gets me into trouble sometimes. I have a hard time not flirting, even in the most inappropriate of situations.
I'm terrified of ghosts.
I'm too stubborn.
I'm not afraid to try. and I'm not afraid to fail.
I think everything tastes better wrapped in a tortilla.
I hate raw onions.
I love McDonald's breakfast.
People don't know wtf I am most of the time. Most people guess that I'm Mexican/Hispanic. Others guess Hawaiian or Polynesian. One time a girl thought I was half black and half Italian. I think she was half blind and half retarded.
I want to be accepted because of my flaws, not in spite of them.
I'm not a very serious person. I am very easily amused and can find the humor in just about anything.
I love funfetti cake.
I enjoy going through my friend list and deleting people. But afterwards, I always feel like a dick and think about all of the people that I deleted that I shouldn't have. So, if I ever delete you...I probably feel bad about it and you can add me back if you want.
I love kids (no pedo).
I hope to get married one day and have enough kids to populate a small state. Or at least fill up a car. A small car.
One thing I really don't understand, are the naked guys in the locker room...who have a towel in hand, but choose not to cover their man-bits with it. I suppose that's something I don't really want to understand.
I don't drink milk.
I might be anti-social.
I want to make an omelet out of cadbury eggs.
I'm extremely competitive.
I like to drive barefoot.
I don't like thunderstorms.
I was born in Sacramento, CA and grew up there with a short stint in San Francisco. During high school, I moved to Louisiana, where I stayed for college. During my senior year at LSU, I left and moved to Iowa to earn a professional degree. Once I left Iowa, I moved to Atlanta where I practiced for a couple of years and then moved back to Baton Rouge.
I recently moved to Lafayette and I love it here.
I love to travel and look forward to seeing new parts of the world.
I have traveled to 19 US States and 3 countries outside of North America.
I have an awesome brother, who I don't ever see or talk to.
I don't do much. I sit at home a lot and read. I like going to dinner or a movie or something...but I don't go to bars or clubs much. I would rather sit at home and relax. I don't really watch TV, but I love to watch DVDs. And I hate talking on the phone, but I will text message all day long!
I'm not here to add a billion people to my friend list. I'm not here to read your stupid ass bulletins or deal with any e-drama. I'm just here to reconnect with old friends and stay in touch with current ones. Random adds always get denied.
If you didn't laugh at least a little while reading this, I probably don't want to be your friend.
Everything written in the above paragraphs is a big lie.
DrJason.MyZrii.com
One who was there had been an invalid for thirty-eight years. When Jesus saw him lying there and learned that he had been in this condition for a long time, he asked him, "Do you want to get well?"
"Sir," the invalid replied, "I have no one to help me into the pool when the water is stirred. While I am trying to get in, someone else goes down ahead of me."
Then Jesus said to him, "Get up! Pick up your mat and walk." At once the man was cured; he picked up his mat and walked.
John 5:5-9
Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.
1 Corinthians 6:19-20
The which MMA Fighter are you Test :

Genki Sudo
(You scored 41% Sprawl n Brawl, 53% Lock n Choke, 58% Ground n Pound, and 29% Lay n Pray!)

You are Genki Sudo! A very complete fighter who lacks nothing in his repertoire... although you are a bit defensive on the ground sometimes.