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Okay my name is Chris and I am a Sexi Mexi!
I Loove the Ladies,
Drinking is the Shit,
I'm an Egotistical, Narcissistic, & Conceited Individual,
I Live in the Gorgeous Napa Valley, Kali 4 NIA BITCHEZ!!!
I Love being a Bachelor, NO Responsibilities & best of all,
No Stupid Bitch 2 B Accountable to (Fuck The Ball & Chain).
I adore being myself which includes being Offensive & Obscene
I am the Biggest Pimp there is, so all you ladies better watch out! cause if you come near ME your in for a night that you will never forget, Whip out the Pink Furry Handcuffs BIATCH!!! OH SHIT I almost forgot and the whip!!
I like to go PimpiN All Over the World, you name it I'll Pimp iT.
I like being Nude, Naked in public FUCK YEAH!
So my favorite part of the day is stripping down in front of the mirror just be4ore a Long Luxurious shower. Also I like touching myself because I'm a Bad Bad Boi.
Written by Brittnee & Da Mexican Messiah
I'm in Da building & I'm feeling MYSELF!!
