About Me
Klause Barbie was born October 25, 1913, to a devout catholic family. Everybody hates Catholics. A child during World War I, he became a fierce nationalist in the midst of the crippling recession brought on by the Central Powers Reparation payments, among other factors. In 1935 he joined the Sicherheitsdienst and became an intelligence officer. in 1941 he was appointed head of Jewish Affairs of the Amsterdam Gestapo, where he may or may not have smoked pot. In November 1942 He was Appointed head of the SS in Lyon, where his task was to goosh the French resistance, with their stupid thin cigarettes and all. There he sat in an office stroking a kitten in a cartoonishly evil manner and waiting for snitch bitches to rat each other out. He tortured people, for fun and interrogation, with drowning, beating, spiked handcuffs, crushing, burning, removing body parts with pliers, burning, and a bunch of other stuff that nobody can attest to cuz they're dead, although he never ever raped anyone, you should respect him for that. It was at this time he was given the nickname "the Butcher of Lyon". In April 1944 he sent 41 Jewish children from the orphanage at Izieu to Auschwitz, for the good of the Reich. The order was as follows, only German:This morning, the Jewish children's home, Children's Colony, at Izieu has been removed. 41 children in all, aged 3 to 13, have been captured. Beyond that, the arrest of all the Jewish personnel has taken place, namely 10 individuals, among them 5 women. It was not possible to secure any money or other valuables. Transportation to Drancy will take place on 4/7/44. Signed Klaus Barbie.He oversaw/committed the murders of at least 4,342 people, and the torture of at least 14,311. The Nazis keep good records but you can never be sure a few hundred didn't slip through the cracks. Hitler awarded him, for his valiant efforts and extreme success in crushing the French resistance, the First Class Iron Cross with Swords. As the Third Reich collapsed around him, he grabbed himself a handful of sensitive documents which he used to get a sweet gig as a CIC operative at $50 a month. He was also chosen for his zealous anti-communism and excellent policing skills. The French had this Thing where they kept trying to get him extradited, whining about war crimes and such. The justification for keeping him from the French was such:To have exposed BARBIE to interrogation and public trial would not have been in consonance with accepted clandestine intelligence operational doctrine. ... he was knowledgeable of high level operations and operational procedures, which would have been compromised.While he hadnt given the Americans much information, he had obtained quite a bit that could potentially damage them. And so it was that, in 1950, the Americans could no longer keep him safe from capture by the French and, with their strong sense of justice and all, had him smuggled into Argentina, where he lived a long and leisurely life. It was against international law, but what are the Swiss gonna do anyway, neutral bastards. He was a pivotal player in the Cocaine Coup, the overthrow of the Bolivian Government. Cheap coke for all! Thank you, Klaus, thank you. Finally, in 1983, a new government was "elected" in Argentina and they negotiated his extradition. He was tried for being on the losing side of the war. He was advised by his defense not to attend and so sent this note:Mister prosecutor, I would like to say that I am a Bolivian citizen and that if I am present here it his because I have been deported illegally... And I ask of you, your honor, the president to take me back to the Saint Joseph's Prison. I place it fully in the hands of my lawyer to defend my honor in front of justice, despite the climate of vengeance [and] the lynching campaign set forth by the French media.His defense Lawyer, Jaques Verges, got just about all the charges dropped by attacking the French Government's Colonial Policies of putting people like Klaus in charge of Policing and letting them do the exact same thing, but in the end you just cant beat those Jew motherfuckers. After a long drawn out trial he was sentenced to life in prison and died in 1991 of Leukemia after 36 years free and 8 years in prison
