DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART VI |
In our last eyebrow ripping installment, Dawn's Razor had just been hit by hostile fire from the Double Intruder whilst trying to convince the Rhonian ship and her increasingly mental commanding offic...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 01:44:00 GMT |
DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART V |
In our last bowel loosening installment, Dodge, Tool and the now semi-crippled Auspicious had been caught in a tractor beam by the Pegasi Alliance cruiser Dawn's Razor, thusly saving them from one las...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 16:12:00 GMT |
DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART IV |
As we last left Dodge and Tool at the end of our last knee wobblingly exciting installment, another ship had emerged from hyperspace, thusly complicating the already frankly crap situation of our bick...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 23:48:00 GMT |
DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART III |
Dodge and Tool, in the middle of a falling out over Captain Baxter's blatant insensitivity to Mech related issues, had been caught unawares in deep space between hyperspace jumps by the dread Rhonian ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 03:46:00 GMT |
DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART II |
LAST TIME, ON DODGE BAXTER - PIRATE OF THE FUTURE...
In our last thrilling installment, the V-class pirate freighter Auspicious had been tracked down in interstellar space by the Rhonian Hegemony wars...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 20:31:00 GMT |
DODGE BAXTER: PIRATE OF THE FUTURE - THE RHONIAN GAMBIT PART I |
Rear Admiral Xavier Stough prowled the arching and elevated command bridge of the Rhonian Hegemony warship Double Intruder like a sick tom cat. His spangly scarlett cape billowed behind him, stu...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 20:27:00 GMT |
OH I DO LIKE TO BE BESIDE THE SEASIDE... |
An Evil Genius(tm) such as myself likes a nice trip to the seaside just like everybody else. A terrified stablehand was left behind to feed Gustave and ensure that the monstrous former jailbird does ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:11:00 GMT |
OTTO! THERE YOU ARE! |
Otto has been located.
This morning I heard boisterous singing in a thick Austrian accent coming from the basement, and lo and behold there was Otto in the washing machine. The little scamp had...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:47:00 GMT |
YOU SHALL SUFFER FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE PATHETIC EARTH CREATURES! |
I am angry. My fury shall scour the surface of this puny planet like a nuclear pot scrubber, cleansing all in its terrible path.
Otto still has not been found. Oh how he will pay for this ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Jun 2005 17:31:00 GMT |
OTTO, WHEREFORE ART THOU? |
Otto has escaped. I was rudely woken this morning by the plaintiff cries of his pet goat Zarathustra emanating from Otto's rude shack. Irritated, I went down there with the cat o' nines in...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Jun 2005 20:28:00 GMT |
