J@RED - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a problem turning down an invitation to Vegas.
If something on TV makes me laugh I rewind it a million times.
I will always hate waking up in the morning.
I never make the bed, but I always mean to.
I avoid my neighbors at all costs because they are annoying.
I don't know what I did before Tivo.
I would rather buy a new car than spend money on brakes and tires.
Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

My Interests

I like Las Vegas...a lot. Red is my favorite color. Summer is my favorite season. I love going to the movies. Thursdays are my favorite day. I hate traffic, the post office, and flossing. ..

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is a non-smoker, and non ugly.
Your mom.

Music:

My All Time Favorite Songs:
5. Don't Stop Til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson
4. Nothin But a Good Time - Poison
3. Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns N Roses
2. Don't Stop Believin' - Journey
1. Cryin - Aerosmith
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Movies:

Back to the Future. Waiting. Wedding Crashers. Risky Business. X-Men. Some Like It Hot. Undercover Blues. Scream. Clueless. Captain Ron. Father of the Bride.
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Television:

I don't think there is any situation in which a Friends quote is not appropriate. The OC. Nip/Tuck. CSI. Las Vegas. Arrested Development makes me laugh no matter how much I watch it. Entourage. Roseanne.

Which Friends Character are you?

Could you be any more like Chandler Bing? You are sarcastic and always the first to crack a joke, but often use humor as a defense in uncomfortable situations.
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Books:

Harry Potter and anything by Carl Hiassen...

Heroes:

The X-Men and Ari Gold...