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The Gaber

I Want A Tatoo On My Penis, That Says MY OTHER DICK IS BLACK (NS)

About Me



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My Interests

Sports, sports, Oh yeah, and Sports. ok, seriously, I like sports. I am not athletic, but am very active There's a huge difference between the two. Love to keep busy, or get busy, either way. I hate staying in one place. Get bored too easy.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a winner, a grinner, a lover, and a sinner, who likes to play their music in the sun, a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker, who sure don't like to hurt no one. Someone who really loves their peaches and can shake their tree. Someone who can luv me dub me all the time. Oohhh baby I'll sure show you a good time

Music:


Movies:


Z?

Television:

I love Family Guy, Scrubs, Basically T.V. is my best friend my reason for living..... Grey's Anatomy the greatest T.V. Show right now

Books:

Charlie and The chocolate factory~! James and the Giant Peach. The DaVinci Code, And many a magazine covers I mainly do my reading in the bathroom

Heroes:

My mom, my dad, my sister, my grandparents, my friends, my family Hugh Hefner, I'd like to work for him someday(wink,wink, nudge, nudge) Michael Jordan (his airness) And Mitch Cumstein.

My Blog

Latin?

Confutatis maledictis,..Flammis acribus addictis:Voca me cum benedictis.Oro supplex et acclinis,Cor contritum quasi cinis:Gere curam mei finis....
Posted by The Gaber on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 02:50:00 PST

One Year Older......One Year Wiser

       So it has been three days past my birthday.. I'm a little bit older, a little bit wiser and I think I've got some new body hair in parts where I thought I couldn'...
Posted by The Gaber on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 05:00:00 PST

Chuck F*%^$*N Norris

60 Facts about Chuck Norris >1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two>seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse>kicks you in the face.>2. Macgyver can ...
Posted by The Gaber on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 09:10:00 PST