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Colin

Internet Pirate.

About Me

18 years old, and living in the dorms (goldsworthy hall) at Washignton State University! To quote one of my friends, I can be summed up in two words: "goofy bastard." I'm silly, and love being that way. I can find the humor in a broken arm, and make sure I try and keep a light mood and humor everywhere I go. I'm easy to get along with, can see both sides of a story, and am always willing to talk.I'm a bit of a goof, but I revel in humor. I try to get along with everyone, but if I don't like you, you'll know it. If there's one thing i KNOW i'm good at, it's making people laugh. Any day you spend with me WILL be a good day.Deonette = WIN!!!
What's your favorite....
Beverage ? Gin 'n Tonic
Birthday: 44 year (to the minute) anniv. of D-Day.
Color ? Blue/Red
Food ? Italian
Item of clothing ? Shoes!
Meal of the day ? Dinner
Feature on yourself ? Eyes, hair
Quality in a guy/girl ? wit, humor, sexy personality
Phrase ? "What the hell did we just pass? Whatever it was, it was slower than me."
Song ? The Hamsterdance
Musical Artist/Band ? Bloodhound Gang/Sublime
Sport ? Baseball
Movie ? Band of Brothers (series)
TV Show ? Family Guy
Radio Station ?
Type of Chocolate ? Dark
Eye Color ?
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? yes (my border collie/shetland sheepdog (Nani), a cockatiel (Kacie), a huge black cat (Phil) and a snake (Elvis). i love animals.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Mickey D's
Have any piercings ? nope
Have any tatoos ? nope
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend never
Cappuccino or Coffee: depends on what i want.
Do you Smoke: not enough to count.
Gone skinny dipping ? yep ;-)
Been to Europe ? no, sadly.
Been to an island ? yep, hawaii, austrailia, new zealand, lots of south pacific.
Had stitches ? yeah, nasty gash in my leg one time.
Broken any bones ? yeah, both arms, a toe, and one finger.
Been stabbed/shot ? nope
Slept until after 12:00 ? fuck yes.
Stayed up all night ? yep.
Do you think you are Attractive: i don't know, you tell me.
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? yeah, once.
Turned down a dare ? yeah, once in a while.
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? nope
Kiss someone of the same sex ? depends on how much money he offered.
Cheat on someone you love ? never.
Run away from home ? maybe
Lie to your parents ? all the time :D
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? never
Lie to your best friend ? never
Give a homeless person money ? all the time
Run from the police ? hell yeah.
Bungee jump ? yea!
Sky dive ? sure!
Cross dress ? done it! (as a joke :P )
Be an exotic dancer ? probably not
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? never
Scuba dive ? already do
Go rock climbing ? sure
Go spulunking (caving) ? yeah
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? "I wish i was black!"
Bologna ? Processed meat-like product!!!
Hott ? mutilation of the english language.
Orange ? nasty color, awesome fruit
Real world ? that place outside of my car and my room.
Jack ? fucked Jill?
Cucumber ? kinky!
Hip-Hop ? no.
Uniform ? Armed Services.
UniCORN ! ? one kernal of corn?
Rainbow ? gorgeous formation after rain.
Clown ? Cirque du soleil

My Interests

Music, Cars, Racing, Movies, Romantics, Humor, computers

I'd like to meet:

new people, friends, possible relationships if they so happen by

Music:

damn near anything, thoughfavorites have to be hands down: Sublime, Blood Hound Gang, O.A.R., System of a Down, dj mystik, Reel big Fish, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, i listen to most anything!

Movies:

Band of Brothers is *THE* best piece of work to ever be captured on video. other favorites include:Lord of the Rings, Star wars (origional), Ace Ventura, i' a big movie fan, i like a lot of comedy, science fiction, horror, drama even, if it dosen't suck, i like it!

Television:

Family Guy, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Good Eats (ROAR!), i watch cartoons, comedy central, history channel, discovery channel, and food network. not a big fan of mtv (and i want to kill Pimp My Ride for raping that 240sx up the ass... poor car)

Books:

Best books i've ever read:Dune saga (all nine, by frank herbert and hsi son.)Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.i did like the harry potter books, and i liked a Tale of Two citiesbest fairytale book i ever read:the Bible. it's a great read if you realize that it's just a bunch of tall tales. paul bunyon and humpty dumpty are other great ones.

Heroes:

Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, My father & mother, the origional ninja turtles and the origional power rangers, Bill Clinton, anyone with the strength and balls to do what's right.

My Blog

Christmas Night Boredom

A bit of boredom and spare time, and reading how everyone else has their own little "relationship criteria" blog, so what the hell, I'll make one. Though I can usually maintain a good feelings with fr...
Posted by Colin on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:52:00 PST

What a Thanksgiving

I just love the holidays this time of year. Time to bust out the pocketbook and spend all your hard-earned money on people you ethier can't stand, or haven't seen in a year. See, holidays are a little...
Posted by Colin on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:00:00 PST