Les plaisanteries les plus courtes sont les meilleures.
i was born October 21, 1986. i was a cute kid.... it was all downhill from there.
what can i say?
i have a temper and suffer from rage blackouts
im a biochemistry major and i'm nasty in the lab.
yes. i do laugh at your expense.
no, i dont look at people when they talk to me.
ill probably end up as a CIA agent or a conartist.
i curse too much and its really inappropriate.
my hair is one shade too light ...
i always tend to drink one too many drinks ...
i only smoke when i drink .... but i drink constantly...
i tend to catch myself wearing way too much velour ...
i like big sunglasses, just so i can nap randomly in public ...
i shake my cokes because carbonation gives me violent hiccups
i relate way too many things to family guy episodes ...
children are not my thing.
i think your tattoo is the stupidest thing in the world.
im overly quite opinionated sometimes...
i take my coffee skinny with alot of sugar...
im selectively OCD & heart naps
i almost NEVER finish any book i start reading.
IF I WANT SOMETHING, I GET IT. PERIOD.
I HATE PEOPLE WITH BAD TEETH. TAKE THAT SHIT TO THE DENTIST. are you serious. If you have a high gum to tooth ratio in your smile, DO NOT smile, Beavis.