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About Me

Click here to get this skin for your profile!About me eh?.....Do you really wanna know? Well My name's Joe and I'm a Undergrad @ Canisius, I;m going in for Education, which means someday people will trust me with impressionable young minds. I really like the entertainment industry. I would love to end up with a job as a director, writer, actor or even Film critic. I'm also a big comic book nerd.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph John Thomas Spence(r)
Birthday: 8/6/86 easiest date to remember...ever
Birthplace: Sisters Hospital, oddly enough right across from where I go to School now....
Current Location: Depew N.Y.: Where useless knowledge breeds Champions!
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 6'1".....I'm a little below average
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty
Your Heritage: As I like to say...An Ancestor of mine went on a cruise around the world....and Fucked everyone he saw
The Shoes You Wore Today: My trusty Brown World Industries (that just doesn't have the same ring to it)
Your Weakness: Bullets, Disease, knives, basically all around death will kill me
Your Fears: Chucky, the killer Doll....Squirrels, and Mustard...goddamn Mustard
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawiian
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd Like to get at least a 3.5 gpa, and get down to 220lbs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL. But that doesn't stop me from using it a lot lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I Blame (insert Scapegoat of the day) for everything that goes wrong today
Your Best Physical Feature: My entire body...I know I'm Sexy
Your Bedtime: Somewhere around 1 or 2
Your Most Missed Memory: You know something? I just realized that memories are great, but sitting around missing them isn't going to make them magically re-appear
Pepsi or Coke: anything Diet...with rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds...learn how to spell it you bastards
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton...green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: not in a looong time
Do you Swear: Like a Motherfuckingshiteatingbastardass Sailor
Do you Sing: In the car, Shower, and when I'm watching the Scrubs Musical
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah...i'm not a scumbag...like somepeople I know
Have you Been in Love: once....maybe, everytime I think I'm in Love, it usually isn't
Do you want to go to College: I'm in college....so no
Do you want to get Married: Yeah...it'd probably be cool
Do you belive in yourself: Of course...I'm Joe Fucking Spence
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only on spinny rides
Do you think you are Attractive: I know I am
Are you a Health Freak: Trying to be more of it
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah, I think so....but they probably think i'm just some asshole...lol
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love it when the angels bowl
Do you play an Instrument: yeah, the boner
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Actually....I drink a whole hell of a lot less than I used to
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I worked in one...so yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No....I told you I'm trying to lose weight...but sweet christ have I been tempted
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, But I have kinda recently
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah...Actually..I'm going to be on stage for most of the next Month
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Its too fucking cold...but I have been tempted
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: The Ark of the Covenant....but it was from Nazi's so its cool
Ever been Drunk: A lot more times than I'm proud of
Ever been called a Tease: Nope
Ever been Beaten up: No, but i probably should have been lots of times
Ever Shoplifted: Once, by accident
How do you want to Die: Spontanious combustion on National Live Television
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Bill Brasky
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: I've always wanted to date someone with crazy hair colors and stuff
Short or Long Hair: Not Lesbian short, but not too long
Height: It used to be anything as long as they weren't a midget, but now i think thats changed a little
Weight: NFC
Best Clothing Style: I like a kinda punky, yet preppy style...it's hard to explain
Number of Drugs I have taken: umm.....
Number of CDs I own: a crapload is an approximate guess
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0, but i'm thinking i want one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Meh....theres things....especially that Donkey Show in TJ...it could have benn so much more tastefully done
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My Interests

MOVIES!!!, music, Comics, Stand-up Comedy, gambling, etcYour results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Iron Man 65% Robin 65% Spider-Man 65% Supergirl 60% Green Lantern 55% Wonder Woman 50% The Flash 50% Hulk 50% Batman 50% Catwoman 30% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

I'd like to meet:

Frank Miller, Alan Moore, Bruce Campbell, Sam Rami, Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Wes Craven, Steven Speilberg, Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, The Guys that Do Robot Chicken, Seth McFarlene, Matt Groening, Tom Welling, QT, Robert Rodriguez.

Music:

I like almost everything...except country, and rap

Movies:

http://us.imdb.com/chart/top

Television:

Adult Swim, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, MPFC, Smallville, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, and The Office

Books:

Down and Out In the Magic Kingdom, THE STAND, The Dark Tower Series, Harry Potter, Divinci Code, Angels and Demons

Heroes:

Michael J. Fox, Bill Brasky, Johnny Cash

My Blog

Everyone in America is Retarded...and You probably are too

I hate the United States of America...because they don't know when a gift is given to them from God himself. This Easter, The good Lord Ressurected not only his Son, but the art of making Movies as we...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

Say anything....

This might sound sappy, but Last night, there was something that reminded me of this song...In Your EyesPeter Gabriellove I get so lost, sometimes days pass and this emptiness fills my heart when I wa...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

A couple of days later

Bah.... I'm back in a stupid rut...There are most days when I think life is great,Then there are days when I want to do the whole toaster and Bathtub thingThen there arew days like today that are both...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:45:00 PST

Super Late Post!

So yesterday was the Super Bowl, I went to Mudds House again, and it was a good time.Got to play NHL 2007, and Personally, I think that the Skill Stick actually makes the game more enjoyable, and for ...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 12:04:00 PST

Fuck Snow

Bah....I hate SnowI also hate facebook and Myspace, becasue they let me see things and interprete them my way, which usualkly ends badlyI'm not having a good day, so i dont really want to talk about i...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 06:48:00 PST

Month o' Doom pt. 2

Last night, at least part of it, made me want to take a rusty spoon and dig out my eyeballs. @ Odd Couple rehersal, we finished up the actual practice at around 10, which was what I was hoping f...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 03:08:00 PST

Month o' Doom pt. 1

Since I spent the last blog bitching about how much this month is going to suck, I decided that I'm going to try and post a new blog a day, if not at least once a week. That way I can let everybody kn...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:56:00 PST

Requiem for a Joe

So, I havent updated this thing since July, and I figured that it was probably about time to do so. A lot of things have changed since July....a hell of a lot....and that's all I'm g...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:37:00 PST

Dead Men Tell No Tales.....(Unless they be breaking box office records with them).

So Last Thurs, I wenty with a few of my mateys to see Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.I loved itFrom the opening scene where you see the ruined wedding of Will and Elizibeth, to the awesome...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 05:01:00 PST

Soundtrack to my life...

- - - - - - Your Life: The Soundtrack - - - - - - - -So, here's how it works:Open your music player (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, etc).Put it on shuffle.Press play.For every question type the song th...
Posted by Joe Spence(r) on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 12:26:00 PST