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Human Trainwreck

I am here for Friends

About Me

"All i have in this world is my balls and my word, and i dont break them for nobody."Other than that I'm and easy going, easy to please Libra, who is the biggest Raider fan you will ever meet, and I'm 6'4", 205 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal.

My Interests

Oakland Raiders Section 314 Row 10 Seat 2, Oakland A's, Golden State Warriors, Enjoying the Sweet nectar aka Miller High Life. and kickin it with THE DUDE, my Dog.

I'd like to meet:

Martin Luther King, Jr., Jim Morrison, Bob Marley, Bon Scott, Jim Hendrix, Janis Joplin, John Belushi, John Candy, Chris Farley, Eazy-E, Tupac Shakur, Notorious BIG, Mac DRE, Keith Moon, Kurt Cobain and anyone else who passed before their time. Also Missy Peregrym, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, Lacey Chabert and Amanda Bynes...

Music:

AC/DC. Ozzy Osbourne, Lynrd Skynrd, Tech N9ne, Van Halen (not van haggar), Trick Daddy, Too $hort, Xzibit, Living Legends, Outkast, Hieroglyphics, FROSTBITE!, Kool Keith, Andre Nickatina, Motion Man, E-40, EA Ski, Pink Floyd, Biz Markie, The New Usual, Plan 9, Johnny Cash, The Beatles, Otis Redding, The Doors, Iron Maiden, Mite Peke/Mite Be Peken, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, The Grouch, Lil Wayne etc. etc.

Movies:

Tommy Boy, Con Air, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Die Hard, Old School, School of Rock, Orange County, Fight Club, Lock Stock, Snatch, X-Men 1 & 2, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Shanghai Noon, Beverley Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3, Starsky & Hutch, Gladiator, Twins, Scarface, Blow, Goodfellas, Casino, Wonderland, Indiana Jones, Major League, Team America: World Police, Nacho Libre, The Pick of Destiny, Talladega Nights, Dukes of Hazzard, Beerfest, Pirates of the Caribbean, Grandmas Boy, The Goonies, Rounders, Clash of the Titans, Lucky Number Slevin, Smokin' Aces, The Departed, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, etc. etc.

Television:

Seinfeld, King of Queens, Heroes, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force!

Books:

I choose not expand my mind in that way.

Heroes:

Tenacious D, Kevin James, Louis CK

My Blog

drunkeness at its finest....

for the most part i am an easy going guy...it is really hard to get me angry....with that being said....here is what angers me.....people who are unloyal....i find myself always judging people to quic...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 02:32:00 PST

news flash....

my blogs are awesome...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:06:00 PST

randomness at its finest....

boredem struck me and i decided to write a blog...the raider season is finally upon us, and i couldnt be happier....i need a new car...i have maybe 20 dollars until payday...which luckily is tommorow....
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 04:02:00 PST

go raiders...

Killer gets death wishJudi Villa and Michael KieferThe Arizona RepublicMay. 22, 2007 11:19 AMFLORENCE - Robert Comer never flinched Tuesday morning as he was injected with a lethal cocktail of drugs t...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Wed, 23 May 2007 05:58:00 PST

need for speed...

funny thing happend yesterday...i was merging onto the freeway and looked down at my speedometer, and it read 110....fuck ya....the beast is back...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:26:00 PST

fuck you....

first off....i will give a big fuck you to anyone who likes to utah jazz...now as a follow up, i feel so disrespected as a sports fan to see my favorite basketball team cheated out of their chance to ...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:38:00 PST

the finality of it all....

i guess i have always been this way, i just never knew it...i hate every professional sports team not based in oakland...there i said it...(said comment will exclude the A's if they move to fremont)...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Wed, 16 May 2007 05:41:00 PST

sharing is caring....

so today i was at my favorite taqueria, about to order my usual, when this lady walks up and totally interferes with my personal bubble....she was about 2 inches from me, and i was so distrought about...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:29:00 PST

#1 pet peeve

trying to drink a beer that hasnt been opened yet....
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:50:00 PST

i hate you....

for one...i hate everyone...but in this case, the reason i am writing this blog is because i hate the NBA referee's for handing game 5 to the mavericks...so a big fuck you goes to the refs....secondly...
Posted by Human Trainwreck on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:56:00 PST