The Royalties

The classic story of the man and the people. Forever loved by all of humanity and going down in history as "The two greatest fuckers that ever lived"* As a band, Ryan (Drums) And Karnes (Guitars, Bass, Vocals) have experienced breakups, the loss of band members, fights, and other stupid shit like that. For the most part, this dynamic duo, to be put quite bluntly "Fucking rules" With sing along melodies with hard guitars and driving drums to back them. A "Fuck you!" attitude gives this band the punch in teeth most new canaan bands dont have. From screaming vocals to mellow guitars, this band is the best shit to come out of new canaan since the Pop Tards*- Quote from Shit fuck suprise by Revolutionary Smut, listen to them or get your ass kicked