suzanne |
I named my car Suzanne after a
Weezer b-side. I dont tell many people
that I actually named my car, much less that I named it after a song about a
nerd hopelessly romanticizing ab...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 11:55:00 GMT |
long live the boob church |
There is this church in San Antonio that is shaped like a boob. "The Church on the Rock sits", in all its glory, just waiting for pre-pubescent boys and girls to point this out. The large white hemis...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 02:17:00 GMT |
George W. Bush is Tyler Durden |
Common consensus of hyperliberals is that George W. Bush is the worst President of the United States. He attacked it like a kid who waited until the last minute to do his presidential project for U...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 02:18:00 GMT |
thc nostalgia |
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Posted by on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:56:00 GMT |
the best sitcoms are the ones you live |
For some reason, when I was a kid, I used to imagine my life as a tv sitcom. The TGIF lineup was my main source of inspiration, really. I even had the opening credits li...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 06:03:00 GMT |
strippers aint shit |
I walk over to a big velvet chair. It looks like it could easily be used as a casting couch, but fortunately there are no stain...
Posted by on Sat, 10 May 2008 15:45:00 GMT |
i always sucked at baseball |
The truth is I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. I lock eyes with her trying to act like some Casanova motherfucker. Fortunately, my pecs do most of the talking as her hands cup the...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 01:07:00 GMT |
your aesthetic sucks |
I would like to formally apologize to anybody's music taste I may have offended over the past five years. I strongly advocate f...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 11:27:00 GMT |
the passion of the dixie chicks |
I'll take Grammy reactions for 500 Alex. When is America going to get its head out of its ass? Why do people take the Grammys so seriously? Why is it that when an entertainer makes any kin...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 01:47:00 GMT |
internet killed the radio star? |
Trapped behind the ideology of compressed music and file transfers is the long lost art of the album collection. Fuck the H...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:45:00 GMT |
