Lady Sovereign Sings the Workin Man Blues |
Intermission at the R. Eric Thomas Experience.Special guest star: Lady Sovereign.Change the hours from "9 to 5" to "4 to 2" and you get the picture.
Sample lyric:Hold on I was drunk last ni...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 06:58:00 GMT |
You’re gonna look for me and I’ll be gone |
Friends!
I've had the most stunning week. Long story short, thieves and hooligans made off with my cellphone! Shocking! And then two days later, different riffraff and general...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
This is the news! |
Hey stranger! Where is my last bulletin? Deleted by the government, no doubt.Anyway, here's the news:1. I went to the BEACH! I swam in the OCEAN! I saw Aquaman! (He was swimming with some Dolphins on...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:14:00 GMT |
No scenes, no tears, but lots of Grace Jones' |
So, I was planning my funeral because I've already finished planning my upcoming birthday--Christina Aguilera concert! Small dinner because, really, nobody likes 15-tops less than me and that goes whe...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 23:23:00 GMT |
Important (No, for seriously!) |
Fact: From September 30, 2004 at 5:13 until March 8, 2005 at 6:22 pm I did not receive a single comment on my MySpace profile. This unexpected drought has no explanation, though renowned scientist Dr...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 21:57:00 GMT |
Mummers! |
I experienced my very first Mummer's parade this past Saturday. I have say... I don't get it. I mean, it's quite a spectacle and there's obviously a lot of commitment and creativity put into it but I ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 21:58:00 GMT |
Oh, I PINE for you! |
I know it's been a while since I've blessed you with a bulletin, but in the words of Gwen Stefani from her upcoming single, "Yummy," I know you been waiting/but I been out making babies... or somethin...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 00:09:00 GMT |
THE BIGGEST PATTI LABELLE NEWS OF THE YEAR! |
So, yesterday at work my lovely friend Christine (a really charming woman in her late 30s, a fellow waitress who used to produce a cooking show and tells the most hilarious, Erma Bombeck-style stories...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:57:00 GMT |
Thankstravaganza! |
Friends, People I Pretend to Like, and Patti LaBelle! The holiday season is upon us and that means gorging oneself on food, sparkly lights and family. Quite sadly, slave that I am to the Chart House,...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 02:00:00 GMT |
A good in-VEST-ment |
I need a vest! And a vespa! And some vespers. But mostly a vest. The best vest this side of the west. A vest that's better than the rest and though you may put it to the test it will stay perpetually ...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:55:00 GMT |
