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The Hitman Killa

So be my friend and read my blogs every month cos' I don't wanna have to put a cap in your ass!

About Me

Hiya folks!
My name's Alan Martins, but that's not my real name. That would be stupid, because I'm a 'contract killer'.
But please don't panic. I'm not here to kill anyone or anything like that...
Not that I ain't good at my job, but believe it or not, in between hunting, shooting, stabbing, strangling, drowning, hanging, electrocuting, executing, burning, poisoning, exploding, torturing, dismembering, chopping up or burying my clients victims discreetly for large sums of money,
I've found my life over the last few years to be quiet empty, sad and lonely. Don't get me wrong. I'm not an ugly bloke or a weirdo of any sort. I'd love to show a picture(but obviously I can't).
No, when you do job like I do it's hard to find the right type of friend or girlfriend.
Now at this point let me explain myself to avoid any misunderstanding.
We all need to love and be loved ...or the very least liked! ....even assassins! And I'm no different to you or anyone else. Sure I've got a nasty job, but that's all it is, a 'nasty job'. "A nasty job but someones got to do it." I eat, shit and shower like anybody else!
Understanding that, it's no surprise I'm a lonely guy. But wait... After discovering myspace, I now take great comfort in knowing I'm not the only poor sad and lonley bugger looking for companionship. There are millions of us!
Knowing all this, you can all rest assured I'm not here to kill anyone. I jus' wanna make friends.
So please feel free to leave a cool, funny or sexy comment and I will reply accordingly.
Take care or beware...
All the best Alan!
P.s.
Sometimes I may be away but, I will get back to you... some of us do have to work y'know!

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to ask this man how the hell did he get caught...
I mean, he didn't even do it!

O.J. Simpson because he actually got away with it!

And Ruth Ellis can be forgiven in my book!

Contracts:

Some of my more lucrative contracts.
Yea yea yea! big loss to hip hop blah blah blah... But Someone had to end the feud!

And Robert Maxwell.
Thank the lord I only had to push this fat bastard overboard. It would've taken more than one bullit to kill him! Nice pic though. It was me that took it!

And JR Ewing.
I know it was only t.v. and I didn't get the credit but, I still got paid!

My Blog

To Kill A Mocking Dame.4

Promises are a funny thing. They give people with no hope, some hope. Once you say to someone, "Don't worry I promise!" Most normal people with a fully developed mind and an ability to understand woul...
Posted by on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 18:37:00 GMT

Killing Me Softly..3

Killing Me Softly .3There's nothing easier, than shooting a big fat sweaty coked up cunt, who's trying to escape from you up a hill. Once you've popped him, with a bit of luck, he'll just roll back do...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 02:28:00 GMT

A Job In The Country .1

.. "So there I was. An assignment in the south of France. I'm sat in a short let apartment with my babies (guns) on the end my bed, with an unopened envelope in my hands waiting for the telephone call...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:28:00 GMT

A Day At The Gee Gee's .2

Snap! Went her pretty little southern French neck. Then I laid her head lightly on the hallway floor.Her name was Monique and she looked even prettier than when I first met her.I found that quite odd,...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 19:27:00 GMT