My name's Alan Martins, but that's not my real name. That would be stupid, because I'm a 'contract killer'.
But please don't panic. I'm not here to kill anyone or anything like that...
Not that I ain't good at my job, but believe it or not, in between hunting, shooting, stabbing, strangling, drowning, hanging, electrocuting, executing, burning, poisoning, exploding, torturing, dismembering, chopping up or burying my clients victims discreetly for large sums of money,
I've found my life over the last few years to be quiet empty, sad and lonely. Don't get me wrong. I'm not an ugly bloke or a weirdo of any sort. I'd love to show a picture(but obviously I can't).
No, when you do job like I do it's hard to find the right type of friend or girlfriend.
Now at this point let me explain myself to avoid any misunderstanding.
We all need to love and be loved ...or the very least liked! ....even assassins! And I'm no different to you or anyone else. Sure I've got a nasty job, but that's all it is, a 'nasty job'. "A nasty job but someones got to do it." I eat, shit and shower like anybody else!
Understanding that, it's no surprise I'm a lonely guy. But wait... After discovering myspace, I now take great comfort in knowing I'm not the only poor sad and lonley bugger looking for companionship. There are millions of us!
Knowing all this, you can all rest assured I'm not here to kill anyone. I jus' wanna make friends.
So please feel free to leave a cool, funny or sexy comment and I will reply accordingly.
Take care or beware...
All the best Alan!
P.s.
Sometimes I may be away but, I will get back to you... some of us do have to work y'know!
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