When I was in the United States Marine Corps, my callsign was Grass Ninja. The name was given to me because of my uncanny, ninja-like ability to conceal myself in an environment with heavy foliage. In the streets of Del Paso Heights in Sacramento, I'm known as S.A.M.(Secret Asian Man), to all the degenerate shoplifters and thieves I've run into as a Loss Prevention Officer. Now, I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called Long Rifle. But, I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is Jude Low, and my right one is Mr. Frodo Baggins. You ladies play your cards right, and you might get to meet the whole gang.
