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merk dirty

crazy advancements have been made in whats commonly accepted

About Me

.. .. merk dirty --
[adjective]:

Smells like teen spirit

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com
i enjoy watching television shows about high school kids and eating cold-cut deli meat right out of the package. sometimes my friends say i'm a big fat dyke, and sometimes theyre right.

My Interests

parties, costumes, free drinks, animals, jak salad, books, shopping, high heels, taking pictures, bud light, chinese food, italian food, mexican food, lots of food, nicholas cage, studying spanish, not being in one place for more than five minutes, hot chicks, dancin' like a fool (literally), hunting the elusive cactipuss

I'd like to meet:

"i'd like to meet the guy who invented beer, and buy him a beer."

comedians, sea pirates, my 21st birthday.

new friends who would like have a drink, or eight.

^ this man is the new love of my fictional life. i would pretty much bone him until the end of time, given that i met him, and he agreed to it, and he didnt have like a kid with epilepsy and all that marital jazz.

Black Chak Chaka: hes fat and goofy....in a cop uniform....should have a guessed

merksteady: hes adorable


Black Chak Chaka: i will never understand your sexuality

Music:

cake, weezer, journey, ben folds five, billy joel, queen, the cure, the ramones, deathcab for cutie, postal service, knee deep shag, acdc, the killers, beastie boys, she wants revenge, rhett miller & the old 97's, quiet riot, dashboard confessional, trailer fever, michael jackson & the jackson 5, ellis paul, midwestern lull, regina spektor, ok go

Movies:

the rivers edge, buffy the vampire slayer, the chase, hands on a hard body, star wars episodes 3 4 5 & 6, dirty work, clerks 1 & 2, dogma, mallrats, 16 candles, spidermans, x-mens, with honors, tupac ressurection

Television:

degrassi, south of nowhere, my name is earl, lost, how i met your mother, what about brian, ugly betty, entourage... the e true hollywood story of blossom

Books:

girl with a pearl earing, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, catcher in the rye, harry potter, white oleander, the chronicles of narnia, the great gatsby, the game, the hitchhikers guide series

Heroes:

princess leia, holly golightly, manny santos, gidget, natalie voss, maria bamford (i support the ladies, i'm a Ladyist), wonder woman, jack sparrow, lester burnham, my dad, bender, neil strauss

My Blog

answered prayers

i really hope eddie murphy takes another stab and making a movie in which a) he plays more than one character b) at least one of said characters wears a HUGE FAT SUIT, which is means to carry the enti...
Posted by MerkDirty on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:28:00 PST

filling out a survey is better than thinking about almost anything else

Fill this out about your YEARS of high school! 1. Who was your best friend(s)? kayli, miller, brooke, kelc, leah2. What sports did you play?none3. What kind of car did you drive?most of high school wa...
Posted by MerkDirty on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

i honestly dont think a day passes where tony and i dont discuss star wars on some level

Black Chak Chaka: i said that i knew a girl that would sleep with in on the principle that he sounded like the emperor   Black Chak Chaka: he paused and said " bring her my way"   merkstead...
Posted by MerkDirty on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 02:15:00 PST

when doves cry

Black Chak Chaka: prince probably was born out of every womans vagina at once   merksteady: wait is this all women who were like alive when he was born   merksteady: or all women spanning...
Posted by MerkDirty on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

btw

Chinchillas originally came from high atop the Andes Mountains in South America, so are used to cold, dry weather, and have very thick fur because of that. Now, though, you can buy chinchillas almost ...
Posted by MerkDirty on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

skills to pay the bills

i am so envious of this girl i cant even see straight (not that i usually can): http://robbiewriter.livejournal.com/ she's my age and already has a novel out... she has lj entries dating back to 2003,...
Posted by MerkDirty on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:33:00 PST

Then I fell asleep & the city kept blinking

not even the prospect of watching jeremy "luscious" piven host snl later tonight can make up for how stupid and lame i feel right now, nor get back any of the optimism i contained less than five hours...
Posted by MerkDirty on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

we dont take- NO FOR AN ANSWER!

generichope: we're a team merker   merksteady: like the a team   merksteady: i get to be b.a. baracus   generichope: seriously, i'm the pimp, you're the ho   generichope: you g...
Posted by MerkDirty on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 12:24:00 PST

she'll have to sleep with grandma when she comes

myconfirmedkill: fuck you   myconfirmedkill: i dont want to live with you anymore   merksteady: yessss you do   merksteady: youre my snuggle muffin   myconfirmedkill: i thought...
Posted by MerkDirty on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 12:26:00 PST

glowing film recommendation

if youve ever wished that you could somehow combine "buffy the vampire slayer" and "mulan" -and i suspect that you have- watch "wendy woo: homecoming warrior" on the disney channel. i promise you wont...
Posted by MerkDirty on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST