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Jon

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm good with a knife and I clean up nice.

My Interests

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Anybody.

My Blog

Bar Conversation: GOLD!

Mr. & Mrs. Regular: Oh, we just really want to see this movie Milk. Have you seen it?Me: Yeah, it's excellent. It's playing at the Park, which is right next to where I live.Mr. & Mrs. Regular: The Par...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:39:00 GMT

Got a new short story

So I do. If you want to read it, give us yer email. Warning: it's like 25 fucking pages.
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT

When I first came to London...

So me and Jamie were coming out of some cafe trying to figure out what to do with the rest of our day. He had been showing me how to jump onto the buses while they were in motion. It was like the long...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 08:35:00 GMT

All my heroes are dead or dying

I tried sending an email to Benedict Kiely the other night. I figured it probably wasn't his real contact addresss, (if he has one) but the man is in his 80's so it was still worth trying (I still hav...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:08:00 GMT

Nothing to see here

Hooray for my Mom. I had two emails from the CBC literary awards jerks today. One told me that the cheque I sent them had bounced, and that unless I could arrange payment immediately, my story would b...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 17:29:00 GMT

South London and the Monarchy

So I'm waiting for my bus around midnight at Clapham Junction a few nights back. An argument wafts up the street between an old black woman in african dress, dreadlocks down to here, drunk, snacking u...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 17:14:00 GMT

At least the wish cigarette seems to have worked...

Alone on Easter Sunday, I went to Southwark Cathedral today and took in part of the services there. My mp3 player is gone. No more Clash, no more Ted Leo, no more Rose Tattoo, no more Stooges, no more...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 09:43:00 GMT

First blog ever, nephews

Third week away, and have I been trying on the celebrating. Such as doing touristy stuff, like tryna get in Westminster Abbey but not, because ten pounds is hard when you are apoor man from bad circum...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 12:52:00 GMT