Described by the press as 'the redoubtable Lady Crabtree', one BBC newsreader called me 'more terrifying than Margaret Thatcher'. Not true, of course, I'm always warm and approachable.
~~~~~~A FEW PHOTOS FROM MY ALBUM 1978-2008~~~~~
VICTORIA BECKHAM, so that I could give her a few fashion tips - teach her how to smile - and fatten the poor girl up with a good meal. I would find her a decent optician too, as she currently has to wear dark glasses most of the time - which must be dreadful for her. TOM CRUISE for some advice on high heels. My old friend CAMILLA, DUCHESS OF CORNWALL - she still owes me a very large gin. TONY BLAIR - he never did return my tiara. I'd also like tea at the White House with PRESIDENT OBAMA, as long as Hilary Clinton isn't serving it... Find more videos like this on www.truveo.com.Lady Crabtree's favourite pop group!