.:Sarah Jade:.

I'm female, if you didn't guess, I lack bawls. I'm pretty much a stereotypical girl, other than the fact I like the UFC a lot, and I wish I could do it (ha ha). People say I'm borderline OCD, but whatever, I just like things to be done my way. I like doing nerdy things, and non-nerdy things, old lady things, and young person things. I love being creative, and volunteering my time to help others. I'm a hopeless romantic, and I cry at movies, but I wont admit to it...oh shoot, I just did. I'm pretty much nice to everyone, and they take advantage of it far too often, but I still love the abusers (I guess I'm sick like that). I just don't know when to tell people to shove it up the tail pipe...unless windows are rolled up and I'm speeding down 80. I don't handle rejection, vulnerability, or complements very well. I love many, but am loved by few. I have a hard time hating people, but that's because I love you, even if I don't know you. But if you talk shit, get ready for a fight...I will rip your head off and step on it like gooey gum on a summer sidewalk.Quotes: -"Spooooonmaaahn" "yes, but sarah that's not the song you're singing" "oh..right..."-"poo farticles"-"OMG PURA'S OUTSIDE" "here pura..do it again...BAD KITTY YOU CAN'T GO OUT THERE!"-mom:"it smells like shit in here...did you fart?" me:"no..but you just did like 2 mins ago" mom:"oh that's right..OMG I'M SENILE!"-"Mom I got a new cd" "ooh what cd?!" "Timbaland" "JUSTIN?!"-"OH YOU are an ASSHOLE...even your dog thinks you're an asshole."-"That guy's carrying his crap like there's shit in it."-"Fackin' Vackodin"-"There are cheek colors" "cheap?" "yes mom, comes complete with Mimi Bobeck Blue."-"The Wild Adventures of Charlie in the Buttcrack....Those are some chocolate adventures I don't want to hear about..."-"thanks punky...*whisperyoubitchwhisper* i'm just kidding, I love you *whistperyoubitchwhisper*-"you misjudge my juatamale-ness"-"god loves you SO HARD" *fist pump*-Natalia:"I ate a bunch of grapes, and I really do have diarrhea."-"...they're putting us to nap."-"I think they ve bery mad"-Ross:"Is anyone single?!"-Mom:"oh, why you do to meeee"singing "hey there dah-lala"-"Yeah, we had this fat cager...until the cops rowed in"-mom:"wait...whats the sound that makes him punch babies?"-"you be my blood in you...you be crazy like I am."-"Sar, you'll get dates left and right, because you hot, like Paris Hilton, 'ooh that's hot', like that."-"OOH badminton, do you have the cuddle shocks?"-"I think I'm lacking in the Scorpio section, no wait, I am emotional and loving, just not a whore."-"Who wouldn't want an ass as luscious as mine?"-"I'm gonna eat all your grapes, and have diarrhea."-"It's like you have arm chucks.". You should create your own MySpace Layouts like me by using nUCLEArcENTURy .COM's MySpace Profile Editor !