Y'know why? because I can.
I"M ME BITCHES! Weeeeeeeeee!!!
0.o o.0 O_O ^_^ (<_<)(>_>)
Hey, cmere, pull my finger...hey!! that's not my finger!!
Did you just touch my ass? I know your tricks... *SHOCKED* *TEAR* *insert witty remark here*
Reese's pieces peanut butter cups, mess with me and I'll show you what's up!
-DON'T MESS WITH ME MAN, I'M A LAWYER!-
Peter Banning: you lewd crude rude bag of pre-chewed food dude!! "BANGARANG PETER!!"
so what if I'm short, a "french kiss" doesn't refer to your mouth anyways.
"we invented the missionary position....your welcome."
Ted Logan: "If your really us, then what number are we thinking of..." Future Bill & Ted: "69 DUDES!!"
"MULE!" "NAG!"
If a woman dreams of a hot air balloon, what is she thinking about. A: a baby B: a penis C: her breast.
"how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if chuck norris let the wood chuck live?"
"say hello to my little friend!"
*chorus* Teenage mutant ninja turtles, heroes in a half shell, turtle power!"
"Holy goat nipples batthumb!"
"You fowl loathsome evil little cockroach!"
so is that a rabbit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
"I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!"
"do you know ned baidy? I do so love ned baidy"
-Natural Male Enhancement-
2 guys walk into a bar, one says "ouch"
How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
Playstation Portable.
"life is like a hurricane here in duckberg."
"love the suit."
"Topanga!"
I only like girls who are 5"0' 212lbs with bright curly red clown hair and a bush the size of Jimmy Hendrix's afro!
5 Dollar footlongs!
The secret world of alex mac
"I'm real, just like a 7 dollar bill."
"A Priest and a Rabi are in a plane when the engines suddenly fail, the priest looks in panic at the Rabi and says "oh no, there are only 2 parachutes, what about the kids!?" The Rabi says "aww fuck the kids" and the priests says "do we have time?"
these thoughts occur randomly in my head on a daily basis, here's your sign.
-quotes- !O_o!
"I'll come back to you. Even if you don't promise to wait. I'll return knowing that you'll be here." —Loveless; Act III, Scene 12, Verses 126-128
"you may be in my fantasies, but you'll never be in my dreams." —Me
"Please be kind; Rewind." —Chart Hits Super Video (you will be missed)
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