Ok, first off it's not easy being a Secret Agent, or an adult film stunt man, or for that matter a black belt in kung poon. I have studdied "long and hard" to aquire the skill and technique wich I use to satisfy my intense Tsunami of sexual energy. Let me know if you have any special requests or fantasies you may need assistance with. Appointments are recomended but walk ins are welcome !!, after all I am a profesional.
All joking aside, I'm actually A tattoo artist with a big imagination and a joy for making people smile!! I am a total smart ass, i'm sarcastic, and always making stupid jokes. I have a really hard time being serious even when I should be. I do have a great sense of humor so I really fire on all cylindars when i'm with others that share my sense of humor. Tattoos, drawing, being creative, living life to the fullest. Every day as it was the last.Friends are everything to me. I play lots and lots of poker, I love it, I'm good at it and cant imagine a world with out it! I've been fortunate to learn alot about the game from my good friend King of hearts, who's page you should definatley check out!! To me, poker is just such a great way to send some old tourist farmer back to Oaklabama with an empty wallet!Comments are always appreciated , so c'mon show some damn love PEOPLE!!Some crazy shit that happened to me. One Saturday morning,I decided to go fishing.
I sat there for hours, but nothing. The bottle of whiskey that I took with me, was empty. So I threw the empty bottle into a nearby rock.All of a sudden,there was something on the hook. I pulled the fish out of the water.The only fish for the day so far.The fish was so small, I decided to throw it back.The little fish was so exited,to such an extent, that it decided to give me one wish.so I asked the little fish for some more whiskey.The fish said,"Allright then,when you take a piss, it will be pure whiskey."So I sat there in complete and utter shock and began to wonder,can this really be ? So I took a glass and pissed in it. It was amazing, It was pure Tenesee whiskey.Not a moment later,a women,who was standing nearby,comes to me and asks,"sir are you allright ? I saw you drinking your own piss."no no, I said,it's whiskey I swear!!The women laughed. So I unziped and exposed my new whiskey maker and pissed into the glass again and gave it to her. She could'nt believe it. " Holy shit, it is Whiskey!"So we sat there almost the rest of the day, drinking my whiskey.After about the seventh double, she asks me for another one. I looked her in the eye, threw the glass into the lake and said " Just drink it out of the bottle !" So She did!What Not To Put On Your Application For EmploymentNAME: Greg BulmashDESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.EDUCATION: Yes.LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle-management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT:
My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?:
Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?:
If I had one, would I be here?DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?:
Of what?DO YOU HAVE A CAR?:
I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?
Living in Bimini with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising. guys layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com
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