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I'm HoRnY...Please let my husband know!

About Me


This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not you fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

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My Interests


♥I LoVe my GameCuBe!!(BiG Pimpin')
♥Smokin' in Riverdale Park!! HA!
♥Gettin' Tipsy in Gatlinburg!!TATERS
♥Beatin' Down EMO Kids(HahHa LiL Bitches!)
Gettin' my drink on in Nashville!!
I like guns sleeping
watching comical movies
drinking alcoholic beverages
stalking douchebags in the Shnucks parking lot.
And I esp. love hangin' wit my buddies. Karen is my Woman! Nicky is my Boy! Elizabeth'n'Daniel! Joshua...I guess, Kiya Rimmejob, Big Amber, Tim'n'Andrea, Mehul, Allison, Cherry and everyone else...Kisses!

I'd like to meet:


Music:

I like a little bit of everything.
Metallica
KoRn
Marilyn Manson
Limp Bizkit(Fred!! I White Zombie(Rob=Fuckin' Fine!)
The Killers, Teddy Geiger, Howie Day
Damien Rice(LuVs)
White Stripes, PinK, Kelly Clarkson
The Libertines(Off the F*ckin' Hook!)
Yellowcard, Blue October, Fischerspooner, The Von Bondies, Blur, Weezer, & JET! David Bowie, ZZ Top, Tom Petty, The Eagles, Shine Down, Staind & LifeHouse.
Bloc Party(The Shizz)
♥And I gots to have me some Celine Dion & Cher!♥
I love 50 Cent, Lil Jon, East Side Boyz!!, 3 6 Mafia, Ying Yang Twins, Snoop Dogg, Lil Wayne, Bubba Sparxxx, Jay-Z, M.I.A. and Ludacris.
I gots to have my Hustle & Flow Soundtrack! Beoch!
♥I love the oldies Frank Sinatra, Johnny Fuckin' Cash, & ELVIS!♥

Movies:

♥I own Johnny D.♥
Astronauts Wife, Benny & Joon, BLOW, Chocolat, Donnie Brasco, Ed Wood, Edward Scissorhands, From Hell, Ninth Gate, Pirates of the Caribbean, Secret Window, Sleepy Hollow, & (Finally) Whats Eating Gilbert Grape.♥
Others on my list of top movies include King Arthur
Gone With The FREAKIN' Wind(Rhett Butler is a PIMP)
Braveheart(You Go Mel)
Quills, Dracula(Wes Craven), Dracula 2000, Queen of the Damned, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Big Fish, Moulin Rouge, Master and Commander, Gangs of New York
Hustle & Flow(Lets Get a Room)
♥ALL of the Scary Movies!!Loves It!!
♥OMG!!! Of course...Harry Potter!!!!
♥And the Best Movie of 2005....The Phantom of the Opera(P.S-Raul Sux) The Phantom Rocks my World!
♥ All the Star Wars movies...Need I say more?! Darth Vader is the Man!
♥ Walk The Line was THE Best movie of this year! Joaquin Is the Sh*t!

Television:

I favorite t.v. show of all time is Absolutely Fabulous
Dog the Bounty Hunter(He kicks Ace!)
Creature Comforts, The Venture Bros., Moral Orel, Family Guy
Gots to have some UFC baby!
Inked, Miami Inked, Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Death Match, What Not to Wear
DEGRASSI(Cananada!)
Sometimes...WWE, and whatever's on ESPN or SPIKE!

Books:

My favorite book of all time is East of Eden and my second favorite is The Da Vinci Code.
The Series of Unfortunate Events books kick @$$! Other favorites include ANY and ALL by E.A. Poe and Will Shakespeare.
ALL the Harry Potter books!!
My Favorite HP books are The Order of the Phoenix & The Half-Blood Prince! (Drama out the F'in' Frame!)

Heroes:


♥No. 1 HERO- Sweet Baby Jesus!!♥
My Husband Mr.Carrington! I Fucking Love U!
Everyone that works at Jurassic Park, Cornholio
Darth Fuckin' Vader
Napoleon Dynamite, Draco Malfoy, Coach Wiley's pickle, Nick & T-Dogg, Dirty Dancers, Krum, Brak, Elvis
Walgreens employees
Kurt Warner, Kool-Aid, Johnny Cash, Joe Torre, Patrick Swayze
That Silly Bitch Dane Cook!
♥Tito Ortiz!♥

Harrison Oakley is a PIMP!

My Blog

Quigley-Carrington

Yeah, so if ya don't know by now, ur a tard. I got married almost two months ago! I love my husband so much! I know that getting married was our second chance and I know I made the right decision. I'v...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 07:00:00 PST

Fuckin' Right

This is the revised version of Unlovable. This is the time after grieving where I'm pissed. But I would like it to be known that I am not pissed off at anyone else but myself. I'm mad at myself&n...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

Unlovable

...Sigh... I'm certain God doesn't want me to be happy. My heart can't possibly break anymore. I have no more emotion left in me. My last relationship was my 3rd strike. And now I'm out. I don't want ...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 05:43:00 PST

U KNOW


Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 07:02:00 PST

HP Experience

Oh My Word! What a night! My friend Jenith Weasley was having a party tonight to celebrate the NeW Half-Blood Prince book. Totally Coolio! We watch the movies and then played a trivia game. And afterw...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drop a Bomb on the 20 yr. old!

So, yeah, I turned 20 this past Saturday or April 8th. And I have to keep telling myself that next year will be better. And I'm talkin' about the party. OMG!! What a fuckin' disaster!! Bahama Breeze w...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

My Song Bitches!

Early one mornin' while makin' the rounds I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down I went right home and I went to bed I stuck that lovin' 44 beneath my head Got up next mornin' and...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:01:00 PST

For The Record

Okay, I'm at the end of my rope. I need to get everything out there. This is for everyone so if this makes it to court, so be it. Aundrea, this is for you! I am sick and tired of your bullshit as...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:01:00 PST

I Got Inked! Ahh!!!

Oh My Word! The other night me and my buddy Sunshine went to Trilogy.(And if you live in Memphis...It the pimp sh*t for tattoos!) Anywho, I was so nervous cuz this was my first and hopefully not my la...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Sun, 14 Aug 2005 09:08:00 PST

Wishful Thinking

I wish I was 15 again. I didn't worry about anything because for the next four years my life was already planned out, and now I'm 19 and everything is so uncertain. I have to make my own money, I have...
Posted by >*<MeLiSsA>*< on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST