lizzie[DEFY.]

I'd like to meet:

Heroes:

boyfriend
Dude, this girl has been my best friend for most of her life and mine. she knows more stuff at 11 that i didnt know until now. & she's funny as hell.
Alexis's sister. We were hustlin in diapers. funniest person ive ever met....ever :]
best friends since 6th grade and she's prolly the nicest of all my friends. haha. she's always got my back and i always got hers.
the blackest kid i know. best guy friend and he's funny as hell. he can crack your back like no ones business :]
my wife, haha. she's awesome and she makes me laugh at school. you rock, ambuhh
mk. he's a pervert and kinda of an ass but he's cool and funny as what. and ive known him for a long time so chea. he likes humping things/people.
omg. funniest guy ever. he's cool when he's not being a butt munch and he has HUGE feet. never though id end up being friends with him.
ahh! I love rachael! she's so pretty! and she was like..the first person who was really nice to me at tallmadge :]
my cousin is awesome! she's friends with some cool people and i hope i can get up to chicago soon to visit her.
karli. studded belt partners fo' real. she's really funny in math and has an amazing voice. mess with her and ill break your arms.
jordan is awesome. she puts up with my pervertedness at lunch so i gotta give her some credit for that. she's also one of my best friends and hoodie theif :P
cody is jordans cousin and he's pretty cool. he calls me "pencil dick" all the time at lunch. he's just jealous mine is bigger than his :/
andrew is pretty cool. he has his blonde moments but thats what makes him so cool.
andrea is really cool too. she kinda looks like jessica simpson, no? she's nicey nice :]
alijah is the nicest person like...ever? he's always "fantastic". I wanna know how he does it :>
duane is the coolest adult ive ever known. he's hilarious and he's a beast at basketball.
dalton is so gay xD. He only sings the girl parts of songs and he has the amazing "talent" of licking food off of his nipples. if you wanna see him do that with chocolate, go look at my videos.
alex is only here every other weekend but he's still one of our best friends. he has his emo days but when he isn't sad, he's really funny and he counts as 4 people in football.
seth is a tough bitch. mess with him and he'll knock your ass flat.
im working on it.